First lady, the gods are angry with you

I am sure you all agree with me that in 2023 we are going to bury someone or just throw that person in the political dustbin. Yes I mean between the only two political parties we have in Zimbabwe. Yes we have only two, the rest are burial societies kkk, of cause that’s not my handwriting. We have Zanu PF and the other one led by Chamisa currently known as CCC, hazvizikanweka inogona kungochinja zita anytime. Of those two yarohwa kunopinda mumachira chete. But Chamisa is still energetic akarohwa he still has a lot to do. Anogona kungojoina vakomana veZimdancehall, I am sure you saw him jumping and I guess that left Jah Signal green with envy. Chakasvetuka chikomana kkkk. Vedu Scarfmore vakatevedzerawo but he only managed to raise one leg from the ground saka mmmm let’s make sure he rests next year kumbopindawo umwe.
I used to hear ana Chiduwa saying you cannot separate Zanu PF from the government, I came to realise it recently when the first lady failed to pitch at her show in Zaka and had to be represented by the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs and Devolution Ezra Ruvai Chadzamira kkkk. The first lady was invited by the Forestry Commission in her capacity as Secretary for Environment and Tourism in the Politburo, iye akutitumira Ruvai, unobva watoshaya how the two offices link. Ruvai is not even in the politburo, why sending him? Why sending murume, ko kutuma hako uyu wekuimbwa naObert Chari uyu, I am forgetting her name, uyu wekungondida ndakadaro uyu kkkk. Yes Mebo Chinomona senani, iye aripikowo kkkk, she is quiet lately. Auxilia, don’t look down upon fellow women, kana usipo send another women, or kana waida kutuma murume dai wakatotuma hakozve the new chair, chedu Roby Mavhenyengwa chekusabuda pamapictures ichi kkkk. But sure, Mavhenyengwa is allergic to pictures, hachibudi kana chero mukatora muri pai kkkk, that is the reason why even pagoogle hapana kana picture yake ine kumeso.
On a serious note, the first lady should start being serious on how she handles herself. Fellow women wanted to see her iye orega zvake kuuya. Even the gods are angry with her. But what is happening to her? Accidents associated with her name awandisa. Ndonzwa pane team rekwake rakadonha soon achienda kudonation. Mukati havasi varoyi veZaka rinopisa vaakatsamwisa ivava? The move was simply meant to frustrate Mavhenyengwa in his home ground. The battle between Chiwenga and ED fronted by Mavhenyengwa and Chadzamira respectively is still on ladies and gentlemen. Wake up Robson, kutovata zvako near the enemy kkkk. I heard there was chaos at the gathering. You could have won the chairmanship but Ruvai will not make it easy for you.
I heard the president boycotted the Marondera rally to watch the yellow movement online. Kkkk but vanhu vari funny sure kkkk. Apawo VP Welsh boycotted yaChamisa. You may want to justify both absconds but tiri kuzviziva things are not well in both camps. I was however shocked to see that VP Chiwenga also pulled a bumper crowd. Both rallies were heavily subscribed, Ipapo I am sure, what I am not sure with is which camp had bussed people and if the bussed people were forced on not. ED went on to lie that Chamisa threatened violence if he doesn’t win the election kkkk. The young man now claims that he had been misquoted kkk. The young man is afraid of answering fire with fire that’s his problem. Good at talking but zero action. Mukanzwa achitaura you think next week he will be in the state house izvo hapana. Even in 2018 aingoti this time hakuna iyoyo and we thought it’s true but takazoona aikaka. Ndozvandodira Job izvozvo. Dai ariye takatopiwa signal kudara. Young man, grab the bull by its horns and tell these guys that if they rig again the 2023 election people will not rest. Tosvikepi with people who always get away with murder and election rigging? Anyway regai ndiisiye zvangu before I am accused of inciting nezvikomana zvemagirazi and cheap suits.
Chete Mapombi is not afraid like Chamisa, he doesn’t want to get dirty, ko kutyei kusviba manhamba waneneka mariva murutsva. You have to get dirty young man if you are to rule this nation. These guys will not let you take power easily kunge ndiro yemutakura. If you want go and ask ED yourself, he will tell you that akatombo crosser boarder nedumbu kkk. Hanzi naSam Dondo if you go into the bush in search of honey expect to be stung by bees. This is what Nero has to learn. Commanding a large following parally or on Twitter is very good but if that following fails it in the ballot then ma1, panenge pava kutoda chongo chaicho. Kana diplomatic and democratic means dzanetsa what else can we do? Inga dziri kutsva wani paUkraine apo, kutaurirana kunenge kwaramba ladies and gentlemen. Get me correct, Mapombi as a woman ndine moyo wekubereka and don’t condone violence whatsoever but sometimes mmmm unoona kuti apa paakuda svimoto apa.
Ladies and gentlemen, our education system has gone to the dogs, if youths are the future leaders mmm pakaipa. The war between the teachers and the government is affecting innocent children and their parents who are failing to do the right thing and advocate for the better salaries for loco parentis. Vaya vaiti nhamo hadziite mbiri apa vakanyepa, dzogona kutoita kana 5 chaidzo kkkk. Covid affected learning, zvovhurwa mateachers go on strike, kunoti bvunzo markers are on strike, zvino I hear they are marking looking back over shoulders kutyira kuti mboma ingangouya kumusana kkkk. Haa pakaipa, nhamo haibvi pane imwe. But naiwo mateacher anazvowo. If they want to strike they just have to, izvi zvekuzoti extra lessons milking the parents for their hard earned cash izvi mmm. Kana mabvuma kudzoka muclass to get those peanuts just teach kana musingadi regai, you are widening the cleft between the rich and the poor. Luckily ini I don’t have a kid, ndakagara ndaonera kudhara kuti zvingazonetsa.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I heard Mkomana weShangu was in the city to officially open the much awaited Rujeko Secondary School. I wanted to go there kunobvunza kuti nhai July ko shangu dziripi kkkk. Ngaape zvake ini murombo chero dzechirume ndopfeka kkk. Speaking of Rujeko, remember it’s the only council owned secondary school in town. However, I heard many people complaining that the city council did not invite the Local MP Nyokanhete on the official opening despite him having pledged almost all his 2021 CDF towards the establishment of the school. But why why why nhai Mukaratirwa, inga Maboke akauya wani, ko Nyokanhete ndiye adii? Chete Mwari haasi wemunhu umwe, itai henyu asi zvichakuonaiwo sezvina meso.
If anyone sees Killer Zivhu please tell him kuti asajairira vanhu, hatidi munhu anongochinja chinja kunge rwaivhi. Kana uchida zveZanu seek for readmission. Kana zvanetsa go and join Mboko who is on a sabbatical. Mboko imboko !!!!