Hello ladies and gentlemen, sorry, I mean SADC chairpersons. Please treat me nicely and bring me nice food and clothes here at Dr Gire Trading Centre where we are busy renovating, revamping and constructing Chimusana Bridge. I am not an engineer so I am not sure what these Masimba guys are doing neChimusana chedu. I don’t care as well what they are really doing but what I want now is for them to quickly complete the work before the rains come otherwise zvinovharwa. Handisi svikiro zvangu like the Gen Z one in Renco Mine but I can smell early rains. But mukati Ba 2 havapengi imi? Suddenly we are all SADC chairpersons,can you imagine. Who in his right mind would want to be associated with such madness? Maybe he meant hake kuZanu ikoko but I am sure there are some even kuZanu kwacho vasingade kubatwa kumeso zvenhando. Ba 2 mukawana time muite mushe imi.
Zvinhu zvaoma ladies and gentlemen zvaakutoda prayer, this is the one of the few times I would wish Nero was the president. Imagine with how prayerful he is, zvinhu zvaidai zvichitofamba so. But he is trying hake mukomana, we all see the prayers and verses he posts every day and I am sure mese makamuona achitamba gaza kwaGutu kkk. We all know paakapinda gore riya cellphone lines that were bought using mombe were reduced to a dollar. Imagine madhurire ari kuita Starlink and we allow him to come back again kuti data rinochipa sei. I think this is the only way to persuade our youths to participate in civic processes rather than kuswerera gukamakafela. Can someone bring me a Starlink kit here please ndipindewpo mumasaisai? Kana bridge ragadzirwa road yanaka I am sure dust will be a thing of the past so the router will be safe. If you can’t beat them just join them, I am told Telone has since joined the agents who are selling the Starlink package, zvinoda kuonera ladies and gentlemen, it’s called survival.
Ko munenge muchiitana seiko musi weMunhumutapa imi? What happened to the presidential chopper? Who wanted to kill who? I am sure you all know the history of accidents in this teapot country. Vamwe voti Kedha was the target that’s why he boycotted vamwewo voti chaitoda mukuru chaiye, imiwoye kkkk zviro zvacho. But something doesn’t add up in this whole issue. I heard the popular theory saying the chopper was bound to Mbungo to pick up Mukuru. Is that so? Akambege aenda nei ikoko? Someone is hiding behind a finger. Vamwewo hanzi kudonha kwechikopokopo was just a warning sign from the real Munhumutapas who are sleeping mumasango nemumakomo that the name Munhumutapa cannot be abused like that for nothing. I remember gore riya when Uncle Bob commissioned Tokwe Mukosi, when Ba 2 introduced him he said, “Hama dzangu dzekuMasvingo, ndauya naVaMutapa Mambo wenyika ino.” I didn’t know he was creating a dynasty where he would replace Bob and become the Mutapa himself. So they want to make ED a king? All things start sefunny in Zim and mozongoona ah, zvatoita. Please Zanu PF people stop abusing the names of our ancestors, let them rest in peace. Remember you once put Mbuya Nehanda’s face on bond notes, what happened to them? Nhasi mava naMunhumutapa, tichanzwa kwaakutaurwa zvaKaguvi manje manje ipapa. What happened to that Munhumutapa Fund what what that is being led by John Panonetsa Mangudya. What’s so special about this Mutapa name? Stop abusing the name and fix the economy, Mutapa will not resurrect, just stop corruption or sanctions. We need new leaders and nothing else. Chete vanhu vacho havana nyadzi, they have no shame at all.
Speaking of the shameless Zanu PF, I heard about this guy who lost elections in 2018 and when to parliament nekuda kwaChigumba, uyu anonzani, Dexter Nduna. That guy is a clown sure. Kana kusanyara, sure murume mukuru kungoda kurarama nezvekuba every time. He rigged again but this time he rigged to get a degree, which is impossible. It’s only Dr Gire who could pull it off with her thesis that looked at how orphanhood led to children being in orpharnages. Who would have guessed, what an important research, kkk. People don’t learn, Nyagura was arrested gore riya. But zvaDr Gire zvaiva nani, she just made a phone call and all was set, izvi zvanaNduna zva zvechidofo, how can he force himself and authorities to graduate when he failed some modules? Hanzi wearing a gown does not mean graduating. Anyone can wear a gown but not everyone can graduate. Go and do farming mumapurazi amakatorera vanhu iwaya vana Nduna, unoda kuita lawyer raani? Who in his right mind would want to be represented by a thief? Ukuwo kuMpilo, a fake doctor was nabbed in the hospital, kuPari earlier kwakabatwa another one and you hear one saying Vision 2030.
I heard it was all smiles at State House recently as Ba 2 was welcoming one of his major critics, Baba VaMavhaire nasonny wavo. I am sure it’s now open to everyone that it’s about fattening their pockets than representing people. After being fired for telling Mugabe to retire, Mavhaire went on to join the new outfit led by Zimuroyi rekuDotito Runaida Joyce Teurai Ropa Mujuru kkkk. After causing its split and later its downfall, he went on to join the CCC and the Blind Pastor Nelson Chamisa went on to take him on board and put him close. I remember kuRujeko gore riya when Mavhaire came achiti ari kunzwa mudumbu and Pastor Chamisa prayed for him. Kutambisa munamanato. As if that was not enough, he was given a mic and took to the podium where he asked the youths kuti why do you want to vote for Ba 2 who is closer to the grave than the young Nero. He made sense right? Yes, I even clapped my hands ndiri kuno kuChitima ndichiti musharukwa areketa. We all know what happened on August 23. People voted for the one who is closer to the grave, fair enough, but takazongoona hedu kuti once Zanu PF, always Zanu PF. Mavhaire is like a stubborn fly that follows a corpse into the grave kkkk. I would forgive Mavhaire zvangu and say regai vakafa vavigane because they are all graves iye naBa 2 vacho, but what about his son? Ko uyuwo Chirume? I think this is an eye opener, we are all alone in this. We have no opposition in Zimbabwe, they are all Zanu PF projects hapana hapana. Opposition went to the grave with MRT, vamwe kutamba nesu.
I am sure we all know how our own Joshua dumped the people and retreated to be a Twitter pastor, giving us morning, afternoon and then midnight verses. We all know what happened to Polad. Everyone is aware about the Chabangu debacle. Speaking of Tshabangu, I used to agree with him that he was against Nero’s dictatorial tendencies and imposition of candidates and only realised my suspicions that it was all about the political party finances. He has fattened his pocket and I tell you this, the ploy is to nullify the 2028 elections so that 2030 vanenge vachipo kkk, mark my words.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, has anyone heard from the former Minister of Physchomotor? Varova baba vaHungwe. I wonder where he is vanhu vachiita corruption munyika kudai. He used to say zvanzi naJehovaha rambai fufuro kkk. I wish he was hear reading the riot act to truant Zanu PF people like anaDexter vasingasvodi. I want to implore EMA to make sure that the Great Zimbabwe shrine was cleaned and cleansed. Kwakasiiwa a lot of rotten chicken inn boxes and all sorts of tsvina. I doubt kuti dai our beloved former VP Mphoko was there would tolerate that nonsense, wakangotarisa face yacho you will see kuti inenge ichitosemeswa nechekare, he wouldn’t allow people messing the national shrines. Iye aripiko? Mboko Imboko!!!!
Isn’t ‘Munhumutapa’ desecrating our history?
ZNFPC targets tertiary students with contraceptives
By Virginia Njovo
Zimbabwe National Family Planning Council (ZNFPC) will raise awareness on new contraceptives to tertiary students as it commemorates World Contraceptive Day on September 26.
ZNFPC will host the commemorations at Mkoba Teachers College in Gweru under the theme ‘Contraception Is Your Life, Your Responsibility’ targeting young people in the reproductive phase and sexually active.
Speaking to TellZim News ZNFPC Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Farai Machinga said there were gaps in information on contraception knowledge, timing and contraceptive types among universities and colleges where students tend to only use condoms as a way of protection.
“We are going to have free service provision on the day, including free information as well as free counselling to those in need of those services. When talking contraceptive health to young people we encourage them to abstain from sexual activities whilst focusing on their studies since it is the only safest way of staying healthy,” said Machinga.
Machinga said hosting the world commemorations at Mkoba Teachers College serves as a tribute to the teachers’ dedication and resilience and recognizing the significant contributions of teachers who despite their own responsibilities continue to inspire and educate others.
“This is also a way of appreciating teachers who help the world in educating and inspire other youth who are at reproductive stage and sexually active in different ways. As Family Planning Council we are committed to ensure the availability of services and access to quality integrated, affordable contraceptive services to everyone by 2030 as well as to ensure access to comprehensive and appropriate information to appropriate people.
“Current statistics show that regardless of tertiary students being the most affected people with STIs, married women are also at high risk since 41 percent of them are using pills as the only way of contraception whilst 10 percent are using injectables,.
“10 percent are using implants, four percent use male condoms, female sterilisation, IUCD and traditional method are at one percent. So we urge people to use dual contraceptives curb the spread of STIs as well as unwanted pregnancies,” said Machinga.
Midlands Province has four tertiary institutions excluding vocational training centres and the province has mining activities where students are lured by artisanal miners putting them at risk of contracting STIs as well as transmitting them.
Council to widen stream to avoid flooding
… As efforts to relocate Runyararo West flood victims remain pipe dream
By Beverly Bizeki
Masvingo City Council is in the process of widening the banks of a stream in Runyararo West as a solution to the perennial flooding that has seen some households in Davis Mugabe Street losing property and get stranded whenever there are heavy rains.
Masvingo City Mayor Alec Tabe said engagements to relocate the flood victims were still underway although land had already been identified for relocation, the immediate plan was to widen the nearby stream to divert the runoff during floods.
“Council has already identified land for the affected residents and we are waiting for other stakeholders to chip in. The relocation is not solely the responsibility of council and we have done our part. At the moment council intends to widen the Runyararo West stream and we anticipate the widening work to commence soon,” said Tabe.
According to a report by the Zimbabwe Human Rights Commission (ZHRC), ward 2 councilor Benson Hwata was quoted saying Masvingo City Council had plans to get an excavator to widen and deepen the stream that passes through the wetland where houses were built on.
“The ZHRC interviewed Mr Hwata and obtained information that, he was aware of the flooding houses along Davis Mugabe Street in Runyararo West. He stated that MCC was in the process of acquiring an excavator to widen and deepen the river as a measure to channel the water along the stream and avoid flooding,” reads part of the report.
Hwata told TellZim News in an interview that this was the immediate plan while awaiting the actual relocation of the victims.
“This is the immediate plan that council has towards assisting the flood victims as the rain season approaches. We are hoping that this can help save the residents’ properties from being soaked in water time and again while waiting for relocation. This might actually work for the better and might mean residents can stay in their homes,” said Hwata.
The Davis Mugabe residents have been receiving empty promises from responsible authorities for quite a long time with the relocation promise becoming a pipeline dream.
During the 2022-23 rainy season due to fear that the houses may collapse, Masvingo City Council evacuated affected residents to the District Development Fund offices (DDF) as a temporary measure.
To date, five mayors, namely Femius Chakabuda (the late), Hubert Fidze, Collen Maboke, Shantiel Chiwara, though short-lived, and now Alec Tabe, have failed to resolve the issue and the Tabe administration is taking its first step towards addressing the challenge.
The families were allocated stands at the confluence of two small streams in the area and the situation is said to be worsened by construction activities in Victoria Ranch.
Some sources close to the matter said at the time when the stands were allocated, in the mid-2000s, an engineer who was working at townhouse advised against it, which fell on deaf ears, although he had predicted the impending disaster due to the presence of water bodies nearby.
REA installs solar mini-grids in rural areas
By Virginia Njovo
Rural Electrification Agency Zimbabwe (REA) is installing solar mini-grids in rural villages starting with Manicaland and Masvingo provinces as a way of adapting to climate change through environmental friendly energy sources.
The agency, through its ‘green village’ movement is also training communities in environmentally conscious practices to reduce waste, conserve resources as well as to promote eco-friendly habits.
Speaking with TellZim News, REA acting Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Felisters Makumbinde during the Public Procurement and Corporate Governance Conference organized by Procurement Regulatory Authority of Zimbabwe (PRAZ) at Clevers Resort in Masvingo recently said there were eight community mini-grids they would install.
Of these, they will install one per province and in Masvingo, it will be installed at Soti Sosi in Gutu District while in Manicaland it will be installed in Chipinge in the Hwakwata area.
“We had eight community mini grids and each province should get one. We did thorough piloting so as to locate the suitable station where we can put the power mini-grid in that community so that everyone benefits from generated power, from business centres to households.
“In Chipinge District we established a US$1.6 million 200 KW mini-grid power solar plant in Hwakwata village which is now fully operational and it is benefiting 108 households including Hwakwata Clinic and Primary School which has an approximate enrolment of 920 learners,” said Makumbinde.
Makumbinde added that they were also establishing another solar power plant mini grid in Gutu District, Masvingo Province at Soti Sosi where the number of beneficiaries is yet to be figured out.
“With the same mandate of establishing green villages where we want people in rural areas to experience urban setup lifestyle, we are establishing an approximately US$1.2 million mini grid in Gutu, Soti Sosi, with its construction currently underway,” said Makumbinde.
To complement the solar energy, biogas systems were established at ninety homesteads in Hwakwata where Makumbinde said it only needed six cows for for one to get a cowdung biogas digester system which is believed to produce clean gas leading to the reduction of air pollution as well as minimizing deforestation.
“In order complement solar power energy there is also another renewable energy which is biogas which is used by 90 households to cook in Hwakwata Village.
“The project is open to those who with six cows and above to come approach us, so we come and construct a clean gas system for you which is user friendly,” said Makumbinde.
Vaiti VeShoko releases single collection
By Tavonga Munyanyi
Shurugwi-based Methodist in Zimbabwe Choral Group, Vaiti VeShoko, recently released a singles collection with three tracks namely Tofara Tasangana, Ndibatei Ruoko and Ndinewe.
The tracks are already trending on social media giving all Methodist music lovers a good Gospel treat.
Speaking to TellZim Vaiti VeShoko Choral Group Spokesperson Nyasha Chida said the collection was aimed at preaching and spreading the word of God to many through Gospel music.
“This collection is a strategic tool for enhancing evangelism. We have seen that music is an effective way of spreading the word of God as it reaches many,” said Chida.
Chida expressed his excitement about the collection stating that he believed it would go a long way in building the group’s brand, as he expressed his gratitude to fans for the support that keeps them going.
“I give thanks to our fans for their unwavering support towards our music, we are nothing without them. We feel we have an obligation to give good music to our fans and that keeps us going despite challenges,” said Chida
He said the group was already working on an album that will be released soon and had assurance from their sponsors, though the three singles will not be part of the album.
“The release of our new album with brand new songs is now imminent, according to our sponsors’ assurance and the tracks in this single collection are not part of the new album,” said Chida.
Chida thanked the Choral Group’s Advisor Ruth Ndana for her continued moral support and contribution towards the Group’s success in the music industry.
He said they were looking forward to collaborate with famous artists and to produce videos for the benefit of their fan base.
The Choral Group was established in 2015 and launched its first album in 2022 titled ‘The Genesis of Excellence’ which comprised of seven tracks namely ‘How Excellent’, Nguva yakanakisa, Narini, Hakusi Kurema , Dombotipai meso, Tipei Simba.
Vaiti VeShoko is comprised of twelve members namely Nyasha Chida, Leslie Meredzi, Prosper Bunu, Francis Mabasa, Daniel Chigede, Takura Ncube, Harmard Ncube, Panashe Hurasha, Tanya Maccathey and Advisor Ruth Ndana.
RAFYTT trains Masvingo youths on integrity
By Beverly Bizeki
Real Agenda For Youth Transformation Trust (RAFYTT) recently trained 40 young people under its Youth Social Accountability and Inclusion for Development (SAID) project at Mucheke Hall in Masvingo on integrity as the organisation targets achieving less corruption, improving transparency and accountability in the country.
Speaking at the event, RAFYTT Programs Manager Rejoice Maridza said the programme was meant to empower young people in decision making as this was the most affected group.
“The Youth Said project aims at educating and empowering young people on issues of integrity and accountability in governance and civic engagements. Our aim is to empower young people in understanding the importance of participating in decision making as they are the future leaders. It is important for them to understand values of fostering a just and equitable society. Young people need to understand the importance of integrity hence our objective on increasing awareness on accountability among young people,” said Maridza.
One of the youths who attended the training, Vimbai Chetse said the event was eye opening to her as a person with disability as she learnt about the importance of contributing to governance issues.
“Through this meeting I have learnt about some of our shortfalls as youths and PWDs, we often forego attending important events such as budget consultations among other things. As PWDs we have the responsibility to make sure our voices are heard by speaking up and standing for our rights,” said Chetse.
Another youth Moreblessing Mapanzure said the programme enlightened young people on important channels of communication to use when dealing with transparency issues amongst the communities they live in.
“We have been taught about the channels of communication and how to amplify our voices as youth in the fight against corruption, a vice that disadvantages us as young people. These awareness campaigns are important for us as most youth often fall victim to societal vices in society due to lack of knowledge,” said Mapanzure.
Artisanal miners bludgeon environmentalist
By Tinaani Nyabereka
Shurugwi- A 35-year-old man is lucky to be alive after he was assaulted by artisanal miners following an altercation involving the latter leaving open pits posing a threat to animals.
The incident occurred on September 7, 2024, around 6:00 am at the Chiundura Claim in Musasa, Shurugwi.
Midlands Provincial Police Spokesperson, Inspector Emmanuel Mahoko confirmed the incident and called upon members of the public to desist from using violence when solving problems.
“Authorities are currently investigating the incident where a 35 year old man was injured by artisanal miners in an altercation after the victim confronted them for leaving mine pits uncovered. The police are urging the public to avoid resorting to violence in resolving disputes, emphasizing that such actions can lead to severe injuries or even death,” Mahoko said.
Circumstances are that the victim, Tafadzwa Siyabonga and his 32-year-old wife confronted Alphonse Rushava, 36, an artisanal miner, and his four associates accusing them of not covering their mine pits, which posed a risk to local livestock.
The argument escalated when Siyabonga struck Rushava on the leg with an axe. In response, Rushava and his companions attacked Siyabonga, striking him with an axe on the head and an iron bar on the leg.
Siyabonga sustained serious injuries but managed to survive the assault.
Anglican Diocese of Masvingo to host golf tournament
By Rangarirai Shanyurai
The Anglican Diocese of Masvingo is set to host a fundraising golf tournament at Masvingo Golf Club on October 19, 2024 to raise funds for the construction of a house for the Diocese’s Bishop.
Speaking to TellZim News, one of the event conveners Faith Mazana said the tournament aims to bring together golf players and community members who are eager to contribute funds for the project.
“The event is open to golfers from surrounding cities and towns in Zimbabwe. It is intended to raise funds for the construction of one of the four sections approximately at US$10 000. The house has four sections designed to accommodate bishops and clergy during visits. One of these sections will be named ‘Golf Section’ in honour of the golfers.
“Registration of the Fourball Betterball format requires an individual to pay US$25 and US$100 per team. The tournament provides an opportunity for locals to engage in competition while supporting the church’s initiatives,” said Mazana.
She also said there will be exhibition spaces for corporates, sponsorship and partnership opportunities.
The current Diocese Bishop of Masvingo is Bishop Reverend Osiward Mapika.
This year’s edition is running under the theme ‘Except the Lord built the house, they labor in vain those who build it’ (Psalms 127 vs 1).
Those who wish to participate in this year’s edition can get in touch with Mazana on +263 773044920.
When Church becomes business!
By Rev Dr Isiah Dhliwayo
The core business of the church is to spread the Gospel of Christ through preaching, teaching, prayer, worship, pastoral care and evangelism.
Misconceptions about serving the church often stem from misconceptions about defining the church. Many people view local churches like small businesses where the pastor is the CEO and the people are the customers.
The transformation of the church into a business entity is a complex phenomenon with various contributing factors.My point is to examine our church bodies to see if they resemble a business, operationally, to the detriment of the body of Christ.
The Bible describes the church as a body, not a business.The church is not called to conform their services to the preferences of the people. Instead, the people are called to be conformed by the grace of God into the image of Christ. All people. All nations. Not some.
According to Scripture, the church has a three-fold purpose: the exaltation of God, the edification of the saints, and the evangelization of the world.
The church doesn’t offer services. The church serves. People aren’t called to consume. They are called to repent, believe, and follow Christ. They are called to freely give what they have freely received.
But when the church becomes a business, it can be very tempting for pastors with control issues to start ordering people around like bosses managing employees.”
Accordingly Jesus said, “Stop making my Father’s house a place of business.” These words ought to put the fear of the Lord into every pastor and ministry leader; they should cause those of us leading churches to sincerely evaluate our approach.-:that of turning churches into business.
The Bible describes the church as a body, not a business. The business of the body is to make faithful disciples not happy customers.Catering our product to the preferences of our customers may be good business but it has no place in the church.
Herein,I will highlight some ways in which this transformation has occurred:
- Commercialization of Religion: In some cases, churches have adopted business-like practices to attract more followers and increase revenue. This can manifest in the form of selling religious merchandise, organizing expensive conferences and events, or treating church services as a product to be marketed.
- Prosperity Gospel: The prosperity gospel movement emphasizes material wealth as a sign of God’s favor. Some churches promote the idea that financial success is a reward for faith, encouraging followers to donate generously with the promise of material blessings in return. This approach can sometimes prioritize financial gain over spiritual growth.
- Real Estate and Investments: Some churches have become involved in real estate ventures or financial investments to generate income beyond traditional donations. This can lead to a focus on financial growth and asset acquisition, resembling more of a business mindset.
- Mega-Churches: Mega-churches, which are characterized by their large congregations and elaborate facilities, often require significant financial resources to operate. To sustain their operations and growth, mega-churches may adopt business strategies for fundraising, marketing, and administration.
- Corporate Structure: Some churches have adopted a corporate structure with hierarchies, boards of directors, and professional management teams. While this can improve efficiency and organization, it may also introduce a business-oriented culture that prioritizes financial metrics and strategic planning over spiritual matters.
- Focus on Profitability: Increasingly, some churches prioritize financial success and profitability, measuring their effectiveness in terms of metrics like attendance numbers, revenue, and market share. This focus on financial performance can shift the church’s priorities away from spiritual guidance and community service.
- Tax-exempt Status: The tax-exempt status of churches can sometimes lead to financial abuses or questionable financial practices. Without the same level of financial transparency and accountability required of for-profit businesses, some churches may operate in ways that prioritize financial gain over their religious mission.
- Technology and Media: Churches have leveraged technology and media to reach larger audiences and increase their influence. While these tools can be powerful for spreading their message, they can also be used in ways that prioritize revenue generation and fundraising over spiritual growth.
It’s important to note that not all churches have adopted business practices, and many religious organizations maintain a strong focus on spiritual values, service to their communities, and the well-being of Christians.
One dies, three injured in Ngundu Tanganda accident
By Meditation Mposi
A man from Ngundu died on the spot after he was involved in a car accident along Ngundu-Tanganda Road on September 7, 2024.
Masvingo Provincial Police Spokesperson Inspector Kudakwashe Dhewa confirmed the accident and death of Richard Makwazvure (37) from Ngundu Growth Point.
“I confirm the death of Makwazvure who died in a car crash along the Ngundu-Tanganda Road. We urge drivers to drive attentively and follow all road instructions,” said Dhewa.
Circumstances are that on September 7 at around 2200 hours at the 100km peg along Ngundu-Tanganda Road, Emmanuel Munyanyi (44) of Chiredzi was driving a truck with a trailer carrying sugarcane.
Munyanyi then encroached to the right lane of the road hitting the hind wheel of Mkwazvure’s car which was driving due East with five passengers on board. Mkwazvure’s car went offroad, overturned and landed on the roof.
Mkwazvure died on the spot and his body was taken to Chiredzi General Hospital. Three passengers sustained minor injuries and were taken to the same hospital.
The Ngundu-Tanganda road has become a hotspot in Masvingo province as many accidents are recorded on the road time and again.
On June 28, another accident occurred at the 101km peg along the same road when a pirate taxi driver, Simbarashe Muparuri (25), lost control of the vehicle and overturned twice. Muparuri sustained head injuries and died on his way to Chiredzi General Hospital. Four other passengers were injured in the accident while two of them sustained serious injuries.
On July 22, another fatal road traffic accident occurred at the 70kilometre peg along Ngundu-Tanganda road in which eight people died while two others were injured.
A Toyota pro-box with nine passengers on board veered of the road and overturned several times throwing all passengers out before landing on its right side.