But
what is wrong with MDC MPs chokwadi. How can they accuse honorable member Vice
President and Retired Genari Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga of
bringing the notorious coronavirus to Zimbabwe. Imi vanhu veMDC siyanai
naChiwenga wangu. Kana akauya necoronavirus hamuoni the good side of it sei
kkkk. Handiti Chiwenga necoronavirus yake they are always behind closed doors
with our tormentors saka zvichapomerana ikoko nyika yese igopembera semazuva akabviswa
Uncle Bob. I am not saying Chiwenga has coronavirus get me right people because
I do not want the Generari to come down here at Chitima market to hunt me down.
It is the MDC MPs who accused our dearly beloved Chiwenga of such. Unless if
you are saying coronavirus inoita kuti munhu adongorera muguva angoita a
miraculous recovery otoita chigwindiri then Chiwenga is guilty kkkk. Nothing is
imposible with those Chinese. They are too clever. Tinoti vaitirapira mukuru
wedu izvo waitomuzadza zvavo coronavirus yacho wachida zvitapurirane kutop
ikoko. Kana zvikadaro haiwa tingati Ebenezzer China matigonera kkkk.
what is wrong with MDC MPs chokwadi. How can they accuse honorable member Vice
President and Retired Genari Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga of
bringing the notorious coronavirus to Zimbabwe. Imi vanhu veMDC siyanai
naChiwenga wangu. Kana akauya necoronavirus hamuoni the good side of it sei
kkkk. Handiti Chiwenga necoronavirus yake they are always behind closed doors
with our tormentors saka zvichapomerana ikoko nyika yese igopembera semazuva akabviswa
Uncle Bob. I am not saying Chiwenga has coronavirus get me right people because
I do not want the Generari to come down here at Chitima market to hunt me down.
It is the MDC MPs who accused our dearly beloved Chiwenga of such. Unless if
you are saying coronavirus inoita kuti munhu adongorera muguva angoita a
miraculous recovery otoita chigwindiri then Chiwenga is guilty kkkk. Nothing is
imposible with those Chinese. They are too clever. Tinoti vaitirapira mukuru
wedu izvo waitomuzadza zvavo coronavirus yacho wachida zvitapurirane kutop
ikoko. Kana zvikadaro haiwa tingati Ebenezzer China matigonera kkkk.
Hameno
kana paine arikuonawo zvandiri kuona mazuvano. The Generari is no longer going
to China dzinoya kufa wena kkkk. No one in Zanu PF is going kuChina nekuda
kwecoronavirus. Dai yaramba iriko corona iyi because our poor country will be
saved of millions of dollars. Tanga taneta nekungonzwa kuti nhingi nanhingi
waenda kunorapwa kuChina chero wachinzwa mudumbu nekurakasha mari dzenyika.
Haungatadzi kurwara nemadyiro anoita varume vaya. They have big bellies,
nematehwe kwawo anowana everything and they drive beautiful cars which makes
Mapombi wonder if these people have any decency in them at all. Hapana kana
nyadzi pane machinda nemadzimai aya. Ukangoda kusimudza musoro kuti manyanya
kuba unodzingwa kkkk. Matutu and Tsenengamu ikozvino zvakungoukura zviri panze
after wabata miswe yevakuru. But thanks to coronavirus our leaders have managed
to stay in the country for longer vasina kumbobuda zviisna direction. I hear
Chiwenga dzakungoenda hadzo paJoni apo kunoitwa checkup instead of China. Saka
kana Joni ichizvigona munoenderei China nhai imi vanhu. Chenyu kungoda kupedza
mari yenyika nezvinhu zvisina basa. Mwari ndiye anoziva.
kana paine arikuonawo zvandiri kuona mazuvano. The Generari is no longer going
to China dzinoya kufa wena kkkk. No one in Zanu PF is going kuChina nekuda
kwecoronavirus. Dai yaramba iriko corona iyi because our poor country will be
saved of millions of dollars. Tanga taneta nekungonzwa kuti nhingi nanhingi
waenda kunorapwa kuChina chero wachinzwa mudumbu nekurakasha mari dzenyika.
Haungatadzi kurwara nemadyiro anoita varume vaya. They have big bellies,
nematehwe kwawo anowana everything and they drive beautiful cars which makes
Mapombi wonder if these people have any decency in them at all. Hapana kana
nyadzi pane machinda nemadzimai aya. Ukangoda kusimudza musoro kuti manyanya
kuba unodzingwa kkkk. Matutu and Tsenengamu ikozvino zvakungoukura zviri panze
after wabata miswe yevakuru. But thanks to coronavirus our leaders have managed
to stay in the country for longer vasina kumbobuda zviisna direction. I hear
Chiwenga dzakungoenda hadzo paJoni apo kunoitwa checkup instead of China. Saka
kana Joni ichizvigona munoenderei China nhai imi vanhu. Chenyu kungoda kupedza
mari yenyika nezvinhu zvisina basa. Mwari ndiye anoziva.
Chokwadi
under the ‘new dispensation’ tichadzidza zvakawanda. I don’t know if there
someone else out there who is seeing what I am seeing. ED and his goons have
successfully surpassed Mugabe’s destructive 37 years in just 2 years. This is
the worst case that has befallen this county. Kutonga nyika kusvika Kariba
yapera mvura, upfu hwapera in the shops, petrol yashaikwa, zero electricity, hospitals
run out of drugs and doctors, more mad people on the streets including isu vana
Mapombi takungoita semipengo nekuda kwenhamo. New dispensation yandirwadza iyi
ini hama dzangu. I don’t know in the history of our country if there ever was a
time when Kariba ran out of water. This should give a signal to Dambudzo and
his team that varikumhepo are not happy. When things are not good vadzimu vanotsamwa
and mvura hainayi. Chero mukakomba vanhu kuti murove hazvifambi. I had hope in
the man of God out there but recent developments have shown that it is all a
joke. But muchinda uya anozviti prophet passion dzakanatsa kuti kwesere here or
dzakatamba nepwere dzikashaya akadzora. It’s one thing to play uchipusisa vanhu
vachibvumawo kupisiswa but it’s another when you take the Kingdom of Heaven for
a ride. Wakatnga uchiti twabam tikakureg vamwe ndivo vakanakidzwa nazvo but
ikozvino wakuita ndokutsotsonya mahumba mahumba mabeer malacto ako ayo
kwakufarisa manje. This country needs serious people not these jokes. I am
beginning to think that this fake prophet is on Zanu PF pay roll because he is
doing a good job to divide people’s attention form real pressing issues.
under the ‘new dispensation’ tichadzidza zvakawanda. I don’t know if there
someone else out there who is seeing what I am seeing. ED and his goons have
successfully surpassed Mugabe’s destructive 37 years in just 2 years. This is
the worst case that has befallen this county. Kutonga nyika kusvika Kariba
yapera mvura, upfu hwapera in the shops, petrol yashaikwa, zero electricity, hospitals
run out of drugs and doctors, more mad people on the streets including isu vana
Mapombi takungoita semipengo nekuda kwenhamo. New dispensation yandirwadza iyi
ini hama dzangu. I don’t know in the history of our country if there ever was a
time when Kariba ran out of water. This should give a signal to Dambudzo and
his team that varikumhepo are not happy. When things are not good vadzimu vanotsamwa
and mvura hainayi. Chero mukakomba vanhu kuti murove hazvifambi. I had hope in
the man of God out there but recent developments have shown that it is all a
joke. But muchinda uya anozviti prophet passion dzakanatsa kuti kwesere here or
dzakatamba nepwere dzikashaya akadzora. It’s one thing to play uchipusisa vanhu
vachibvumawo kupisiswa but it’s another when you take the Kingdom of Heaven for
a ride. Wakatnga uchiti twabam tikakureg vamwe ndivo vakanakidzwa nazvo but
ikozvino wakuita ndokutsotsonya mahumba mahumba mabeer malacto ako ayo
kwakufarisa manje. This country needs serious people not these jokes. I am
beginning to think that this fake prophet is on Zanu PF pay roll because he is
doing a good job to divide people’s attention form real pressing issues.
I
knew legalizing mbanje was a bad idea and now see the results. The whole
country is losing it. At first I thought Dambudzo was the only high person
around but I can see the wave is hereditary and the not so wise Finance
minister Prof Mthuli Ncube has joined the band wagon. I think the grade which
Mthuli is taking is stronger than that taken by ED and his deputies. Mthuli
haasi kana kmboona kuti what is going on in this country. Does the guy even
stay in Zimbabwe? I hear Mthuli is based in Switzerland but only works in
Zimbabwe. His family is there and he knows whatever he does will not affect his
family because the government of Switzerland is doing a good job mhuri yake
ichituhwina mumutambarakede. Quit whatever you are smoking Cde Mthuli before it
is too late. Mthuli does not even see that the economy has refused his bond
notes but he keeps believing in his optical illusions. Where in the history of
the world have you ever heard a country where grown man a put together to form
a roller meal committee kkkk. Mthuli siyana nembnanje iwe. The guy does not run
out of ideas though. He pulled another trick from his sleeves this time sinking
a bit lower by introducing roller meal coupons kkkk seka hako Mapombi Adonha.
The Professor is under the influence I tell you that. I can bet my last rotten
banana that Mthuli is high all the time which is why he comes up with
nonsensical policies. The man is useless and makes me miss Chinamasa. I know
that when presented with two foolish people you don’t have to choose benzi riri
nani because ese mapenzi but Chinamasa was a better useless man kkkk.
knew legalizing mbanje was a bad idea and now see the results. The whole
country is losing it. At first I thought Dambudzo was the only high person
around but I can see the wave is hereditary and the not so wise Finance
minister Prof Mthuli Ncube has joined the band wagon. I think the grade which
Mthuli is taking is stronger than that taken by ED and his deputies. Mthuli
haasi kana kmboona kuti what is going on in this country. Does the guy even
stay in Zimbabwe? I hear Mthuli is based in Switzerland but only works in
Zimbabwe. His family is there and he knows whatever he does will not affect his
family because the government of Switzerland is doing a good job mhuri yake
ichituhwina mumutambarakede. Quit whatever you are smoking Cde Mthuli before it
is too late. Mthuli does not even see that the economy has refused his bond
notes but he keeps believing in his optical illusions. Where in the history of
the world have you ever heard a country where grown man a put together to form
a roller meal committee kkkk. Mthuli siyana nembnanje iwe. The guy does not run
out of ideas though. He pulled another trick from his sleeves this time sinking
a bit lower by introducing roller meal coupons kkkk seka hako Mapombi Adonha.
The Professor is under the influence I tell you that. I can bet my last rotten
banana that Mthuli is high all the time which is why he comes up with
nonsensical policies. The man is useless and makes me miss Chinamasa. I know
that when presented with two foolish people you don’t have to choose benzi riri
nani because ese mapenzi but Chinamasa was a better useless man kkkk.
Prof
Mthuli never disappoints kkkk. This time he comes up with this brilliant idea
that fuel dealers with free funds can now sell the commodity in forex. Ndiani
anotenga with forex nhai iwe Mthuli. You say that Zimbabwe is not a
multi-currency economy so what are you trying to achieve. At the end of the day
fuel will never be available in the useless local currency. Are you
re-dollarizing in disguise? How will a civil servant whom you are refusing to
pay in US dollar buy that fuel when his salary in bond notes is a shame against
real money. Mukoma Mthuli ndinokukumbirai nemweya waMwari kuti dai mamboita
sober first before coming up with these stupid policies. Once you say fuel should
be sold in US dollars it means everything else will follow suit. The economy is
already using the US dollar anyway but chipai vashndi mari chaiyo chaiyo
intenga kwete mabond please. Zvimwe zvinhu ita uchibvunzawo Cde Chiduwa uyo I
am sure he will give you some sound advice kwete zvako zvekupenga izvo. Where
are your parents nhai Mthuli? Shuwa akabereka benzi haana mufaro. I wish to see
the people who gave birth to this and have a one on one discussion timboona
kuti dambudzo racho rakabva nepapi. Many people should be inspired to take up professorship
but I have come to the realization that most professors are fools. Look at
Madhuku kana uchiti ndonyepa. Even misoro inobva yachinja shape once one
becomes a professor. Madhuku ndakakura naye ini musoro wake wazoita banga
akuita zvehu professor and he has never been the same again. Look at Jonso
kkkkk I won’t say anything on this one but just picture him and those are the
effects of professorship.
Mthuli never disappoints kkkk. This time he comes up with this brilliant idea
that fuel dealers with free funds can now sell the commodity in forex. Ndiani
anotenga with forex nhai iwe Mthuli. You say that Zimbabwe is not a
multi-currency economy so what are you trying to achieve. At the end of the day
fuel will never be available in the useless local currency. Are you
re-dollarizing in disguise? How will a civil servant whom you are refusing to
pay in US dollar buy that fuel when his salary in bond notes is a shame against
real money. Mukoma Mthuli ndinokukumbirai nemweya waMwari kuti dai mamboita
sober first before coming up with these stupid policies. Once you say fuel should
be sold in US dollars it means everything else will follow suit. The economy is
already using the US dollar anyway but chipai vashndi mari chaiyo chaiyo
intenga kwete mabond please. Zvimwe zvinhu ita uchibvunzawo Cde Chiduwa uyo I
am sure he will give you some sound advice kwete zvako zvekupenga izvo. Where
are your parents nhai Mthuli? Shuwa akabereka benzi haana mufaro. I wish to see
the people who gave birth to this and have a one on one discussion timboona
kuti dambudzo racho rakabva nepapi. Many people should be inspired to take up professorship
but I have come to the realization that most professors are fools. Look at
Madhuku kana uchiti ndonyepa. Even misoro inobva yachinja shape once one
becomes a professor. Madhuku ndakakura naye ini musoro wake wazoita banga
akuita zvehu professor and he has never been the same again. Look at Jonso
kkkkk I won’t say anything on this one but just picture him and those are the
effects of professorship.
I
wonder what would have happened if ED was a professor kkkkk. Mthuli shamwari if
you need someone to come and knock some sense into your head I will be glad to
do it for you. Unotoda mboma chaiyo because shavi raunaro haridi zvemagate.
Mapombi heard kalatest recently hanzi Joyce is warming up to get back to Zanu
PF kkkk. I heard her security which was once revoked was reinstated among other
benefits which is why she is so quiet these days. Arikumora zvake anyerere
Joyce kkkk. I cannot wait for the return of Tyson to lead us kkkk. Tyson ane
big dreams vakomana hameno regai tione hedu isu takati zete kuno kuChitima. I
have said enough regai ndinokanga hangu maputi for lunch but before I go I want
to wish you all a belated Uncle Bob day. I do not see why we gave that man a
holiday because he does not deserve it. Yes, we love holidays but why honour
Mugabe who has authored Mapombi’s suffering? This country was taken back 50
years by Mugabe and his team and we reward him on our calendar for what. Kana
muchida zvemaholiday ipai henyu Mogiza Tsvangson Chamatama zvitori nani. Rest
in Peace Save rwizi rwukuru tichiri nayo Zanu PF dai mapindira muriko kunyika
dzimu. Mboko imboko.
wonder what would have happened if ED was a professor kkkkk. Mthuli shamwari if
you need someone to come and knock some sense into your head I will be glad to
do it for you. Unotoda mboma chaiyo because shavi raunaro haridi zvemagate.
Mapombi heard kalatest recently hanzi Joyce is warming up to get back to Zanu
PF kkkk. I heard her security which was once revoked was reinstated among other
benefits which is why she is so quiet these days. Arikumora zvake anyerere
Joyce kkkk. I cannot wait for the return of Tyson to lead us kkkk. Tyson ane
big dreams vakomana hameno regai tione hedu isu takati zete kuno kuChitima. I
have said enough regai ndinokanga hangu maputi for lunch but before I go I want
to wish you all a belated Uncle Bob day. I do not see why we gave that man a
holiday because he does not deserve it. Yes, we love holidays but why honour
Mugabe who has authored Mapombi’s suffering? This country was taken back 50
years by Mugabe and his team and we reward him on our calendar for what. Kana
muchida zvemaholiday ipai henyu Mogiza Tsvangson Chamatama zvitori nani. Rest
in Peace Save rwizi rwukuru tichiri nayo Zanu PF dai mapindira muriko kunyika
dzimu. Mboko imboko.
