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Reshuffle the presidium Cde President

Kana chinhu chaora chinenge choda kuraswa or to be
buried. Even nyama chaiyo kana yaora don’t try to wash it because munokuvara
nemudumbu iko kusina mvura kudai. Chinhu chaora ichi. I hope vane nzeve dzekunzwa,
those with ears have heard. Ini hangu Mapombi you may call me a mad woman but I
think I can run this country better than those smartly dressed and fancy
useless people occupying high offices. There is no worse curse than being led
by muscles without brains. To a hammer, everything suddenly become nails kkkk.
Tiri munhamo hama dzangu. After all has been said and done, it will eventually
boil down to the issue of brains. There is a drought of that in those offices
gentlemen and fellow ladies. They have the brains in their big heads but I am
sure they have gone on a sabbatical. Or vanorwadziwa nekufunga so they rarely
refer to their brains. Ko hapana pauchaita chinhu chinokurwadza when there are
easy options.
I heard the destruction boys, brother Mthuli and
Panonetsa Mangudya, saying they are going to introduce a new currency or notes
hameno ikoko. I have said most of the people in those high offices do not have
brains but I do not think that is the challenge with these boys. They have some
of the best brains in the country but I am sure there is something that is
seriously wrong. If you listen to Mthuli talk you can actually tell that the
brother makes sense but there is always disaster at the end of the tunnel. Ini
ndichikura my teacher whom we nicknamed Chipaku paku or Chamatototo would tell
me not to associate myself with dull people. I thought that was a bit rude but
ndakazoona kuti the man had a lot of wisdom. He said if you are sharp and you
surround yourself with dull people one of two things will happen. Chipaku paku
said it’s either the dull people will change you or you will change the dull
people but the former is the most likeliest outcome.
Now I am beginning to see the wisdom yaitaurwa
nemuchinda uyu. Brother Mthuli haangamboiti anything chinemusoro because by
association the man is already very dull. What do you expect brother Mthuli to
do when he is surrounded by the likes of Matemadanda who are all muscle with a
pea sized brain? Baba vebenzi havana mufaro. I think brother Mthuli has the best
brains in Zanu PF but mazivanhu akamutenderedza ndiwo mazitofo chaiwo. Instead,
they have roped brother Mthuli into the same band wagon and are now all singing
from the same hymn book. This is why we see brother Mthuli and Panonetsa vachiita
the same thing which was done by Gono gore riya and they expect a different
result. New currency is not the solution iwe Mthuli naPanonetsa. But mamwewo
mazita tangai mafunga musati mapa vana because nditwo twuvanhu twunozotinetsa
mangwana. What does Mthuli even mean kkkkk. Hanzi Dambudzo, Panonetsa, Dugish,
Guvheya, Chafungamoyo, Gudzameso ahhhh vanhu vanovhunduka ka.
Don’t expect miracles because of the new currency or
notes whatever you choose to call it. Gono takambomuudza akazotipinza muna
taisireva nekuda kwekuoma musoro. Kana chinhu chaora chaora you have to get rid
of it and move on. I do not know who advised these guys to print this new
money. It will not solve anything but may add to the problem. What we want is a
solution kwete kuita madzana mbwanana madzeketembwe amuri kutiitira aya varume
imi. I say varume imi because hakuna mukadzi ane hushingi hwekupaza nyika
kudai. Zvinogonekwa nevarume chete izvi. Vana Mthuli and Dambudzo and all those
guys with hinting names. They say the problem with Zimbabweans is that we see
only negatives so let us wait and see tione kuti new currency iyi inobuda sei. Mapombi
anenge akati zete zvake kuno kuChitima watching from the terraces. Maybe
tinomhanyira kushora zvinhu zvichizobuda zvakanaka kkkk. But we all know the
truth hedu. Chakachenjedza ndechakatanga. But I have faith in Mthuli’s new
deputy, the Zaka East man. Ko finance yakapihwawo kuno Masvingo. Wezhira
wakarangarirwa. I hope mukoma Chiduwa you will not be corrupted by these no
brainers. Go and dilute vana Mthuli ivawo and show them that Masvingo ine
uruzvi.
Cabinet reshuffle iyi handina kunatsa kuoina mushe.
Maybe ndakaona list isiri complete because hapana kana change yandakaona ini
other than kungoita recycle the same old, tired useless old guard. It’s a matter
yekumboti shamwari wanyanya kuba uri ipapo chimbobva unoba uri pamwe patsva
pauri pambouyawo pabe mumwe kkkk. Zanu PF will never change varume. The more
you think you can change it that is when it changes you. Ask Chamisa kkkk.
Handiti maimbomuona achimira mufuel and bank queues in solidarity with the
suffering masses but ikozvino muchambomuona. Saka munoti haasi kuwana fuel and
cash here. Even Dambudzo achangopinda handiti takanzwa kuti akaramba pay yake
cash yauya iri musaga achiti anonomirawo muqueue kubank sevamwe. Zvino ukaona
salary youya iri musaga iiiiih pakaoma kkkk. It means varume vari kuripwa
kugara zvavo. Ikozvino hanzi you will withdraw money till you lose appetite for
it. But why ED. Handiti you withdraw mari kana unayo. The people do not have
the money to withdraw. Ndimi mega munadzo mari kwamuri ikoko.
Reshuffling iyi it missed the target. Hanzi fish
inoora from the head so we need to remove the head first. The head ndiyo
Dambudzo. Imagine a rotten fish head telling other parts of the fish that maora
or mabanana andinodya ini Mapombi kuno kuChitima achiudza mamwe ari on sale
kuti maora kkkkk what an irony. We need a complete reshuffle gentlemen and that
can only happen if we start with the rotten head. The only reshuffle which will
bring meaningful change to this country is shuffling the whole presidium. Ko
kana munhu atadza anosiya basa. Remember even Mugabe once reshuffled this man.
Hatidi cabinet reshuffle, we want presidium reshuffle. General Chiwenga has
been down and out for over six months now but he is still the VP why, Mohadi is
equally useless but he is still the VP why. Even the number 1 is really
performing like our bond note currency but he is reshuffling others why? The
top three guys needs reshuffling as a matter of urgency. Mapombi has said
enough regai ndinokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. Mboko imboko.  

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