Wednesday, September 22, 2021
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The circus is in town

Yakabhurwa,
yakabhurwa. Makazvinzwa here kuti yakabhurwa kkkk. Mapombi is here and I hope I
find you dear readers in good health but just a reminder, yakabhurwa spread the
message kkkk. I am not a soccer fan but I have come to respect the fact that
some people support their football teams like some support Zanu PF and MDC. I
am sure that all Manchester United fans are hoping that vanowana yavanobhurawo
as a consolation because the shame is just too much. Why is it that people are
laughing at Manchester United as if it is the first team to be trounced?
Kubhura nekubhurwa kunowanikwa.

There
are still a lot of people including Mapombi who still do not know kuti mubhuri
nemubhurwi in the 2018 elections aiva ani. Some say Chamisa akabhura ED but ZEC
gave us a different result while others believe that the young man akabhurwa
and the results we got from ZEC were very accurate. I will not delve much into
this matter because I know it is very sensitive and machinja are still hurting
a lot over the result.  People must come
to terms with the reality that once there is a race, there is bound to be a
winner and a loser. Both parties must accept the result in the end and be able
to live with it. So I say to all Manchester United fans, do not despair for the
misery inflicted upon yourselves and club will come to pass.

I am
happy that our beloved First Lady was in town. Yes, I mean amai vedu
vanotichengetera baba. Our angel of hope, Auxillia Mnangagwa. This is the woman
whose husband is getting his Covid-19 jab in Victoria Falls. I do not know why
ED chose to get jabbed in Vic Falls and not in Harare or kuno kuMasvingo like
what Matemadanda did. Masvingo ine musvo wemusangano so everything should start
here in Masvingo. Maybe ED chose Vic Falls because he was given freedom of the
city status there. Plus zvinhu zveHarare zvine chitsotsi too much. You can
never trust the jab administered in Harare kkkk. Hararians are like the
Chinese, unoisirwa mvura ukanzi its vaccine. So, Auxillia was cooking her
traditional foods at Masvingo Poly and I really have nothing against
traditional foods. But shuwa Auxillia angabva Harare kuzongoona mashazhare
akabikwa ane dovi, mufushwa, minyemba and other foods we eat on daily basis.
The resources used on the trip could have been used to buy food for vana
Mapombi tabaikwa with rotten bananas and maputi.

 

Traditional
foods are the reason why the late president Mugabe managed to live so long and
had a vision to get to 100 years but his vision was cut short by his comrades
who usurped power from him and threw him into serious stress mode which led him
to his grave before realizing his vision. Mugabe aingoga kusvika muzana chete
and he did not care about anything else. The economy tanked and he just had his
eyes on age 100. So I hope ED is not being pampered with traditional foods
because to be honest hatidi zvekunetswa kkkk. Munhu ngaadye fast foods kuti
akasire kubaya. I am not saying that ED anofanira kubaya because chinouraya
inguva. Rest in Peace Cde Joseph Magufuli. I think someone was happy to receive
news on the death of Magufuli because dzanga dzanyanyisa kugara munyika. Ko Cde
Tongombeya vanga vasingagari pasi. It was like he had thorns on his back and he
was always in the air travelling chopping the tax payers money.

I don’t
know why the good are always the ones dying kuchisara vanotishungurudza ava. In
Zimbabwe we can only wish death on our tormentors because it is the only
recourse we have. We have tried elections and they have failed. Covid-19 came
and it still missed the target. Some people pray daily for God to take vana
Emmerson and unfortunately the Almighty gives people time to repent before he
takes them home. Vana Magufuli fought their fights and he was mourned by the
whole country. I could see people wailing in the streets saying they had been
robbed of a true statesman. Well who will dispute that because we all know what
Magufuli did when he got into office? There was no room for incompetence in the
Magufuli administration and Mapombi can safely say Tanzania and Africa at large
have been robbed of a great man. Magufuli did not take unnecessary foreign
trips to cut on government expenditure. He put Tanzania first and managed to
transform his country into a lower middle income economy. Isu kuno vana Mapombi
takangomirira Vision 2030 kkkk.

The
problem with Zimbabwe is that we do a major disservice to ourselves. How are we
ever going to achieve anything without proper people representation? How can a
political party just fire representatives of the people just like that? The
country has suspended all electoral activities indefinitely and yet we still
allow the wanton recall of voted representatives because of petty issues. If
the country is not yet ready for by-elections then we should not let political
parties recall elected members. Mapombi does not believe in representation
democracy because it underlies the absence of the people. Democracy can only
exist in the presence of the people and not in the representatives of the
people. But since we are a representative democracy, we have to make sure that
our people are represented not this circus we are seeing. What will happen to
those constituencies that had their elected representatives recalled from
councils and parliament? Recently, the most vibrant legislator Tendai Biti, who
kept the Zanu PF goons on their feet was recalled from parliament by one
Chikanda. How can a nonentity like Chikanda remove Biti from parliament at a
time like this? Chikanda chei chaicho chimuchinda ichi. Chikanda chemvuu
chaicho kkkk. We are not going anywhere as a country I
tell you. Biti was a very important cog in that Parliament and without him
there will be no one to hold the government to account.

We
should not let this circus take root in our politics. This makes us a laughing
stock on every turn. How can someone arohwa nekangopisa just think of recalling
an Honorable Member of Parliament and is allowed to do so. The people must be
the only ones who should be allowed to recall their MP or councillor and not
some stupid Chikanda guy or Mwonzora for that matter. The speaker of Parliament
must not just take stupid directives from stupid people like Chikanda and his
so called PDP party whose actions turn the August House into a kindergarten. We
need to be serious as a country and political parties. People should not be
taken for granted. There should be tighter conditions put in place to stop such
madness from happening. To just say a member has stopped serving the interests
of his or her party are not sufficient grounds to recall an elected official.
After all, they are not there to serve the interests of the political parties
but the people. This madness must stop or Mapombi anouya kuzobhura vanhu
especially vana Chikanda imi. Makanditsamwisa mhani vanhu imi. I have said
enough regai zvangu ndinokanga maputi angu for lunch. Mboko imboko.

 

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