Time to punish ‘2030 vanenge vachipo’ zealots

A wave of change is sweeping across the SADC region and I am sure the SADC chair is in a panicky mode because of what is happening in Mozambique and what happened in Botswana. South Africa partially did it and I am sure Zimbabweans are ready for 2028, you all saw what we are capable of doing. Zviya zvekuti hee rigging what what munenge musina kungovhota neuwandu. Tikangoti every eligible person is voting you will see the results. Zimbabweans are more than happy as we speak for Ba 2’s young brother Masisi’s loss kkk. I used to hear him calling him his young brother and that association failed to yield results in Masisi’s favor. I thought he was going to be given some rigging tactics. Asi hakuna Chicken Inn here kuBots. Maybe he was given but failed to utilise the tips kkkk. I am sure kana zvanetsa he can cross the border tomupa basa rehumanager pa presidential farm in Kwekwe. Kkkk seka zvako Mapombi kuseka nhamo serugare. Botswana decided and I hope every Zimbabwean has something to copy from Botswana. The leaders in Zimbabwe from either party should learn that the loser should just accept defeat and move on, the ordinary citizens should take leaf, no violence no what. ZEC has a great lesson to learn, I will not say much about ZEC, you all know what it is capable of. I am sure Nero has also learnt kuti it’s possible to win an election uri kuopposition, zvinongoda kamwe kakurongeka which is lacking in Zimbabwean opposition. So far Zanu PF is the only organized party, at least for its survival tisati tatarisa the economy. Yes, the old Madalas in Zanu PF were once youths who organized themselves and left their fathers at home while they skipped the boarder to fight for independence. I know there are a few who are genuine war vets but at least pane chigame chavakamaster, unity of purpose. They are still united up to now and our youths are looking up to them to turnaround the economy. Let me tell you one thing, for them zvakatorongeka coz they compare with the Smith era. Vari kutoona maachievements so because they are comparing themselves with 40 years ago instead of comparing themselves, with other countries who are performing better. If we compare nhasi with 40 years ago we will see improvement, but if we compare with other countries we will see kuti hapana kwatiri kuenda.
Ah I had forgotten another lesson for Ba 2. I am sure you all heard what Mbumba said, this guy from Namibia, he said he will not wait for people to wheelbarrow him out of office and decided not to contest in the upcoming election though he has a chance for two five year terms. Ndovarumeka ivavo. I salute you Mbumba. I also salute Swapo for seconding the first female candidate chero zvayo yagarisa in power Swapo yacho. Good going maybe kuno in 2028 we will support our own Linda Masarira and Valerio. Kana kuri kuZanu toisa Mable, Oppah is too old. kuCCC ah hameno kuBlue Movement toisa hedu Fadzi kkk. Remember Blue Movement is her idea. In 2018 when she contested as independent paya, blue was her color. Don’t misquote me, handina kumboti igirlfriend yaani ini, I don’t even know if it is true. Ndakangonzwawo zvichitaurwa mumastreets I have no evidence. Right, imagine Fadzi vs Mable Chinomona kkkk. haa zvinenge zvaendwa ipapo, Fadzi is charismatic zvekuti she managed to penetrate CCC kusvika pakuva very close to Chamisa within a very short space of time zvakazobhowa vana Mai Kore rimwe gore vakapanduka. But anyway thanks Swapo for leading the way, but hey, while we celebrate kuti parikuda kuiswa mukadzi seni, I wonder vakashayawo umwe ane zera rechidiki. I heard she is 72 but mmm, face yachembera iya. Kana vakashaisisa havo hazvina kushata.
Right, I hear team army is in cloud 9 following Ba 2’s statements during the conference. Saying he will not contest in 2028 gave a sigh of relief to the Chiwenga faction? If he is sincere nothing will stop him from taking over. He is the man in charge and I hear in all areas with joint operations between members of the security forces, the army is bubbling with confidence zvekuti even a private ari kujambisa inspector kupolice or even CIO, handizive hangu maranks eko. But my humble appeal to Mr President is to make sure he silences all those loud mouthed and bootlicking supporters of him to quit the 2030 vanenge varipo mantra. If he is sincere that he will not extend the term, then why is he allowing them to continue chanting 2030 vanenge vachipo. Pai pavanenge vari? Kupi ikoko? In Shona we say ushe madzoro hunoravanwa. Even kuZanu ikoko kana zveopposition zvanetsa chinjanai chero mukaita week week ndizvozvo. Umwe akapinda akaisa Mbuya Nehanda statue, akagadzira Harare Beitbridge highway, akasvasvanga rtgs ndokuunza ZiG which is currently on a free fall, ndozvaakagonawo. Ipaiwo Chiwenga iyeye chero riri dofo regai ripinde, maybe he will bring more Chinese here, ko ndiye adiiwo. Kana apinda we will just make sure kuti he won’t go to UN summit, tinganyara tikabaiwa. Team Chiwenga yaenda nechimuti and I hear there are security threats to H.E zvekuti vakatotora Sean, chimutwin chekuArmy to be ADC, Yes Aide De Camp. Muchamuona akamira kumashure kwaH.E manje manje, he doesn’t know who to trust nowadays. PG was changed now they have vakomana vematanker vaya, they no longer trust Mech. Gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda kkk. Ini ndakaona pakadzoka Sanyatwe ndikati mmm, pashata apa, anyway let’s see.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, let me just observe a minute of silence in memory of all the departed army generals and say good luck to Air marshal Moyo for survival. We all know accidents happen. Imwe yakauraya masoja paChaka apa recently. The guys were coming for the graduation apa remember the venue had been changed countless times due to security concerns. Imiwoye, zvine chinodaro soja haringofe, pane chariuraya zizi harife nemhepo.
Ko pane akamboonawo here Sir Weaknail? I am sure you all see how he is coming out zvishoma nezvishoma out of hibernation. Vakange vambonyararidzwa paya but he is back with a bang. I heard the ban yekuState House still stands but he now has access to Baba, they meet at his private office kuya kwavaisangana naChabangu. Beware Weaknail. Frequent that place at your own peril. Chabangu aripi izvezvi? Hakutambiwe kuya. I know vamwe vanoti hee regai zvife, I don’t support hangu kufa kwevanhu so I wish him good luck. I hear ana Chimombe vari kudhomoka zvakaipa. I won’t talk much about mbavha dzembudzi. Ndingatobvunza zvangu about VaMphoko. I am sure he is going to Botswana for Inaguresheni. Ko handiti he was once ambassador to Botswana and he knows zvimaCorner zvese. If anyone sees him please tell him kuti vasandisiya for Inaguresheni if he is going. But mukati kunoendwa iyemi. The SADC Chair is yet to send congratulatory massage. hameno. Let’s watch and see. Until next week, mboko imboko!