Ladies and gentlemen, Mapombi is happy and is praying to God that we continue receiving rains, mvura isina hasha. That is our only hope as you can see, our leaders do not care about us, they care only about their pockets and kunaya kwemvura is our only chance of survival vanhu vachiita zvavo subsistence farming using the Pfumvudza Presidential inputs. By the way, despite kuti mbeu yacho comes late and usually hainyatsomera, I think it’s one of the few things the so called second republic has done better, at least this year because we may see the results, makore apera aya it was a waste of time kwaisatombonaya zvako and hapana chaibuda. Again the rains are helping the guys who dig graves pachikomo, their work is becoming easier because pasi panyoro. Iko have you seen the rate at which the comrades are dying? Kuita murakatira. Let’s pray for the comrades ladies and gentlemen, tikasadaro chikomo chinozara and other heroes who are doing well in our time will not find place there. But on second thoughts, regai vazadze so that when time comes, we will find chimwe chikomo to bury real heroes who deserve national recognition. This system yekuti munhu anongoita national hero isu tisingatombomuzivi needs to end. We just wake up and hear another national hero has died, you ask ndiyani wonzwa kuti he is just a soldier who rose through the ranks, kuti mbiri yake ndeyei, zero, you just hear his contributions in the liberation struggle tototi hooo, zvakwana chimira kkk. But these guys should wake up, vanenge vari kupera nechakapedza mbudzi and if they are not careful, vanopera vose kuti hwaa. This time vaenda vaviri ka1, yeah we knew hedu Chenhamo Chakezha Chimutengwende but he has a dark past just like anyone else in government. But to be honest no one thought Kedha will still be alive, taitoti anodai aenda kare but hey, haafi wena kkkk. Zvikakwidza oenda hake China odzoka ava brand new. But I wonder why he is so quiet; is that some kind of tactic or kutopererwa chaiko? Haa I wonder, and I am sure he has accepted that the 2030 vision of postponing 2028 elections is unstoppable.
The pressure is now on him as Acting President kuti anunure vanhu mumadhaka aakavaisa 2017 but then again he is too quiet. Is he part of the 2030 agenda? Whatever the case, do you think he cares about the rest of the nation, when he cannot forgive Marry? I think all those who are calling for him to take action should think twice, is he the kind of man we want as a President? Surely I hate Zanu PF and its current leader but I think Kedha should confess his sins and repent before stopping the 2030 mantra if he can. But he can mhani, he took over the reigns recently. Do you still remember the stern warnings he used to give maG40 those days when Dr Gire was poking the army? PaChiredzi gore riya makanganwa here? By the way, I think this is the perfect time, he should just convene a press conference as the President, Acting President I mean, yes, he should call a press conference and address the nation, confess his sins that he is the one behind our predicament and then forgive Marry, once he does that, he will freely say, there are some criminals behind the President who are now forcing him to continue to beyond his term limit, he will just have to justify his actions by reminding the people of Zimbabwe that he was simply upholding the President’s wishes when he said he will step down without an iota of resistance. That word harifaniri kusara and he can pronounce it well since pasina L kkk. This is the time to act Kedha, remember in 2017 when Mphoko was left in charge, he had the guts to reprimand his fellow VP Cde Trabablas. He is not the only one, we all know that Uncle Bob had refused to allow Econet to operate in Zimbabwe and then VP Zimbabwe Chibwechitedza Mqabuko Nyongolo Nkomo was left acting when he signed the deal that liberated the Zimbabweans from landlines. We need people who seize opportunities when they present themselves, dai vasina kuita action dai tichiri kungofona nelandline nanhasi, kumusha uko people would book a call at the local school mbuya votofambira kunogashira nhare yavo muoffice maHeadmaster kkkkk.
But on another note, I have a feeling that Oppah Zvipange Muchinguri Kashiri is calling the shots nowadays, she is the defacto President kkk. She is being sent to other Presidents inaugurations Campbell Sexmore Hard and Kedha vakangoti vavava. She has proved to be the most powerful woman in Zimbabwe and Africa as a whole. Mukaita zvekutamba she could be the next in line, she is very dangerous and remember she is said to have been present when the accident that claimed the life of Zimbabwe’s Moses who liberated the people of Zimbabwe but was forced to fail to reach Canaan happened. I know you all know what I am talking about, ndezvekuTongogara makaziva izvi kkkk. Yes that is what I mean, she is notorious and I am sure Kedha is aware of it. I am just warning Kedha to be careful if she is not his ally, but they are both veterans of the liberation struggle who are there to defend the legacy. Word has it that she once gave Dr Gire mucheka wembama vada kupesvuka pesvuka zvavo zviya in front of her. Chozviita chiya.
Mmm nhasi ndataura, yaa, let me go zvangu ndinokanga maputi angu for lunch before you accuse me of yep yepping. But ndisati ndaenda, has anyone heard from the President’s blue eyed boy Murwira? Where is the guy, asi foreign ministry iri kurema here or he is busy striking mega deals tifanogeza zvedu maoko? He is too quiet and I wanted to ask him as the foreign minister, what the odds are that sanctions will be removed since America has a new President. Did he mention anything about us? I am sure ngoma ndiyo ndiyo ini and I want to urge the government to make sure that they invest in health because WHO which had been making some frantic efforts to keep things balanced in here has also been thrown off balance by the withdrawal of USA. I’m sure we can all see that Trump chibaba. We need to brace for the worst ladies and gentlemen, but we have a little hope, with Ba 2’s vision of taking us back to Mutapa dynasty, we will revert back to use of herbs and consulting traditional healers, no more worries about cancer machines, we will rely nemiMvee yedu nomore Benylin for flue, Zumbani will be readily available kkkk. Seka zvako Mapombi kuseka nhamo serugare. Let me also take this opportunity to warn Masvingo City Council and Zinara to take people of Masvingo serious. The rains have exposed them big time. All roads in the CBD have pot and dish holes. Kutofamba nemota mutown dzangova nharo zvadzo, it feels like urikufamba pari kuda kuitirwa World Cup yenhodo. These days I like to play kumain bridge uko ndodzoka kuChimusana kuzorara chete. Isvo Mucheke svakadira and nowadays ndotombopota ndichiwana tukove ndozorarira mabanana and rotten tomatoes. But hey, the rains are too much, my shack is wet and I am appealing for donations veduwee. Ko ndini ndadiiwo regai ndipemhe, nyika yakapemha mabhidza wani bva vanhu vachingofa vadya mbeu yakasukwa Mwenezi nezhara? So long maguys angu, see you taakupinda muweekend.
