Welcome to 2022 in 2021

Welcome to 2022 maCdes, I hope you enjoyed the Christmas and New year celebrations, lets thank God ladies and gentlemen, inyasha kudai tiri vapenyu. Let’s remember these young fellas who perished on New Year’s Day, May their souls rest in peace Mwari vachinyaradza mhuri dzakasiiwa. So kuva vapenyu kwedu means God is there.
Ko our presidents have joined the gospel of prosperity just like our pastors kkkkk. Hanzi 2022 is the year of growth. Really Mr President, ini hangu I am not docile so i won’t say I receive. Let me tell you the truth, 2022 will never be a better year, if there is any change we could witness it is a negative one kkk, we have been in a worse situation and can only go from worse to towel. Those who have been hustling continue to do so coz hapana zviripo makumbo enyoka. I am not a prophet of doom saAmos but mark my words. It’s not only ED KKK, Chamisa as usual is also promising good things in 2022 kkkk. Hanzi 2022 is a year for citizen action and community leadership for change. You have been promising people this since you took over youngman, we need real action not empty promises, and people are still waiting for the signal you promised. Vazhinji vari kupera kufa neCovid vasati vaona change. NDOPANDOZODIRA Sikhala ipapa, he needs action kwete kungotaura. WHO has also joined in the prosperity gospel, hanzi we are defeating Covid-19 in 2022. Encouraging isn’t it?, there is a catch though, the governments must make sure that people adhere to protocols kkkk, nemiwo Jungwai kuti zviite. It is Mapombi’s prayer that all the promises YaED, Chamisa and WHO dzinobudirira because zvakatinakira. However, I know hangu kuti paOne and two apo makata kkkkkl.
By-election dates have been proclaimed, hanzi 26 March chinenege chaka Pfuta, yes let’s go neuwandu hwedu tinovhota kkkk, I won’t tell you pekuvhotera because zvazara izvi, you all know where to put the X, ko kutyei, chero pane madofo ingoisai ipapao zvipere kkkk.I say madofo because these guys from the other side usually put madofo asina kana chaanoziva, kunoti muParliament zii, muCouncil chamber kudai ziiii. If you think I am lying please attend any one full council meeting pedu paCivic Centre apa muone kuti ndiri gentrumeni handivanzi, ana Beta nana Mai Maridza ah, kusiya zvavo Manyanga achiita zvaanoda kunge Kanzuru ndeyekumba kwake. Izvezvi hatisati tamboziva kana 1 canditate yeMDC-Alliance in all the nine wards dziri kuda maBy-election. Please isaiwo maCandidates ari nani vakomana. After all has been said and done, Let’s register to vote ladies and gentlemen,, there is no any other miracle that can happen to for the MDC to win Elections, maybe Chamisa hake since he is a pastor has a bag of miracles ready to be used in 2023 which is around the corner, ko paseri apo. I was worried to hear that only five women registered to vote in the whole of Mashonaland province, what a shock is that. Though I doubt kuti iSure, come on my fellow women, we are the majority and we can do better. If this complacency in registering to vote continues then forget zveNHM, It will be just wishful thinking. Hanzi naED this is a year of growth but I say this is the year to register to vote, let’s go and knock at those few centres dotted around and register.
I heard some youths are registering simply because some election related organisations are giving them money when they produce proof of registration. I didn’t know we could stoop so low. The youths need serious education on why they vote because this has proven that they really don’t know. How can we advocate for youths in leadership when they don’t know their rights. I think chero youth quota in Parliament is uselss kana zvakadai. I appeal to those responsible for voter education and political parties to make sure they educate vana on the need to register to vote and then vote. Zviya zvainzi we need an anti-corruption subject in schools is useless, apa ndopanoda subject manje, from grade 1 chaiko mwana ngaadzidziswe the need to participate in elections.
Iwo maErections aya nhaka tichahwa kwazvo. Takatanga DCC, tevere macell and ward chaipersons, ndokuuya PCC manje taakuda kuenda for By-elections as we wait for the final one in 2023 kkkk. Iwo maprovincial elections anga akaoma, manonokere akaita kubuda maresults apa mmmm, tichaonerera hedu pana 26 March. I know these guys they may return us to the 2008 time where they took ages to announce results. Chete apa they adopted them sezvaari because I thought they were cooking them. Vanhu vari kufara paMasvingo, even kuno kuchitima people are happy, they have hopes that Mavhenyengwa would do something kkkk, they hope so havazivi kuti he is just as useless as anyone in Zanu PF kkkk, ritoriwo dofo zvaro kkkk. You think I am lying, haadiwe chero kumba kwake uko. Go ahead and ask anyone from Mukwirimba munzwe kkkk. Hameno, lets watch and see but I think njuga dzichamuremera apa. I heard Chadzamira has conceded defeat, ndokukura Chitova ikoko, rarai henyu nebhutsu musiirewo Mavheneyngwa tione. Iye Chadzamira anga anyanyawo kuva powerful mmm ndosaka anga okonzeresa. Those who were rigged tough luck kkkk . Taste the bitterness of your own medicine, zvakarigana ikoko kkkk, zvavari kunzwa ndozvinonzwawo vamwe paya kana mabira sarudzo kkkk. Biranai henyu we don’t care.
Ko Bulawayo ndoyakazotirongera kudzosa JB, that guy is an orator but very ruthless, beware of another 2008 ladies and gentlemen. Is gamatox crawling back into Zanu PF? Let’s see kwazvinosvika. Zivhu naThemba have formed an alliance, Mukati kwakanaka iyemi?. I don’t support Zanu PF hangu but let me applaud Mash Best for trusting a woman pachigaro. It’s encouraging if my fellow women are taking such positions. If ZANU guys approaches me and promise me a position surely I will join, for the sake of getting more women in leadership positions not kuti ndoida, I hate it to the core. KuMDC Alliance hatitaure, zvagara zviriko, ana Mahere, Kore Johana haa wozodei.
Ko kwenyu team SA yaivakowo here kkkk, I am sure mange makagadzirira mari dzekutenga ,maphone vaakudzokera. I hear vana vari kutambura paborder apa. Those without permits are being deported. All because our motherland has been captured by individuals who run it like their private company. Gadzirisai nyika vana vadzoke kumusha. Hamunyare makaita seiko. Many boarder jumpers are losing lives in Limpopo trying to run away from Zim. But naivo vachinyanyawo, dai vazoenda after maBy-elections better. Come back and register to vote tibvise Zanu iyi. Basa kungopopota muri ikoko.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, pane akazombonzwawo about our very own Chief, yes I mean Murinye kkk, who else deserve that title other than him. Is he safe, takapinda navo here mugore idzva iri kkkk. Kana muri mupenyu huyai ndimbokuonai pachitima apa. But next time please don’t play around with the truth like that munofira mahara. Ko nyaya yeZifa neSRS yava papi, itai serious imi vanhu muchitanga nyaya dzamunopedza. I hope maWorry Us will not do zviri kuitwa neMan U izvi. Hatidi stress isu, we can’t have nhamo gumi nguva imwe. Zanu nedivi, SA yodzinga vana vari kucrosser, Omicron, maWarriors ahhh.
Pane akazombonzwa nezvaMboko? I miss that guy a lot, dai aripo maybe takadyawo nyama paChristmas neNew year. I doubt aitishairawo tutiyo or maIncubators totsotsonya tega kkk. Mboko Imboko.