VP
Chiwenga where are you? Huya pano blazo iwe. Who do you think you are? What is
wrong with leaders in this country? They all do things which are illegal and
think they can get away with it. Mapombi is here to tell you that nadha pachiputukezi.
VP Chiwenga kana manzi mava health minister hazvina kunzi makuita yamada
nhaika. This country has a constitution and should be followed by everyone.
Where did you get the power to suspend all by-elections? Isu vana Mapombi tanga
tatoti maybe the learned Dr Chiwenga had consulted and his proclamation was
legally binding little did we know that zvaingova zvemusoro waVP Chiwenga.
Hanzi hazviiti General Chiwenga. Zvamakataura zviya hazvina maturo. We want
by-elections and zvenyu zvekuda kuhwanda behind Covid-19 ngazvipere nhaika.
By-elections should be done as per the constitution. Cde Mangwana Pauro why
don’t you tell these guys that the constitution must be followed. Mwonzora said
that constitutions are legal chains we make in our moments of sobriety to bind
us in our moments of madness. VP Chiwenga that was your moment of madness and I
am happy makabatwa musati maenda kure. Chetewo muZim hapana anotevedzera mutemo
even in opposition. Tsvangirai chaiye appointed three vice presidents against
his own party constitution saka Zanu PF inotadza neiwo kuita madiro ajojina.
One
thing I want you to understand dear readers is that Zanu PF does not just make
blunders. Everything is perfectly calculated to fit a certain agenda and
unfortunately very few people can see the bigger picture. Chamisa and other
Cdes in the opposition were given a bone to chew on while Zanu PF strategises.
Zanu PF has done its primary elections in many constituencies and is prepping
up for DCC elections but vana Chamisa were busy crying why Chiwenga banned
by-elections indefinitely. Instead of Chamisa and his Cdes focusing on primary
elections they were busy channeling their energy on the banned by-elections. Ko
munoenda seiko kuby-election musina kusvika nekumaprimary. Do primary first and
then cry for by-elections later. Now that Chiwenga anzi haana power rekumisa
by-elections makutanga kuda kufunga about primary elections when Zanu PF is now
focused on by-elections. Baba vebenzi havana mufaro kkkkk. We all know that
Zanu PF will use whatever situation to their advantage and most of you do not
see that Covid-19 is Zanu PF’s trump card. They will use Covid-19 to their
advantage but a lot of people do not see this bigger picture. I want to ask you
dear readers kuti which lockdown level are we on at the moment. Hapana anoziva
and we are living our lives as if everything is normal. The government has to
come clean on which lockdown level we are at so that tigare taziva. Zvinhu
ngazvingova pachena seyokera yamukanya. We last heard that there is a curfew
but no one enforces it anymore. Zanu PF will remind us that there is a lockdown
when it best suits them. Musazoti Mapombi haana kukuudzai.
Mapombi
was happy to see that our beloved leader Cde Dambudzo was here on official
government business. Remember he is the chancellor of all state universities
and this time he came to Masvingo for GZU graduation. How will ED know the
problems faced by Mapombi and a million other Zimbabweans if he is not given
the chance to come face to face with our poverty? The road leading to the GZU
graduation venue was properly patched and widened just to give ED a false
picture kuti aone searikugona kutonga. Hapana zvamuri kugona Cde. You are
destroying the country let Mapombi tell you the truth. These so called people
are lying to you and things are not well in the country. Mapombi was so
infuriated by this cop hanzi anonzi Chipfakacha. Kamukadzi kaya kanoshaya
anoroya zvife. That woman is so disrespectful and corrupt I tell you. She makes
it into the hall of fame for corrupt people in Masvingo. Mapombi saw this
Chipfakacha woman achizvinzwa kuti ndiye ED chaiko. Kushungurudza vabereki vedu
hanzi hamuna face masks. Wakavapa mask dzacho here iwe Chipfakacha. Why do you
find pleasure in tormenting Mapombi’s people? I heard you support Chamisa futi
that is why you are always angry kkkkk. Manje Chamisa haatongi nyika ino bvunza
Job Sikhala. Unongotamburawo sevamwe iwe Chipfakacha saka dzikamisa hana yako.
Leave vabereki vedu alone. What do you benefit by throwing an old man in the
back of a police car yakanzi Gutu and force him to part with $500. Inobvepi
mari yacho. Iwe hautorinawo kana cent in your pocket nxaaah unobhowa iwe
Chipfaks. Our people are hungry and they will faint vakaswera vakaputira
miromo. And to make matters worse the puppies you were with asked for a cut
from some lady so that she could be let free. I am watching you iwe Chipfakacha
Stop It. No to corruption. I once told you and I thought you had repented but
ndiri kuona kuti old habits die hard. Vana Chihuri vakazodzingwa sembwa ramba
uchiita hako mhepo dzako idzodzo. Ndonzi Mapombi ini ndofira kureva. Vanoti
pasi naChipfakacha simudzai maoko kkkkk ndiri kutamba hangu. But hatidi vanhu
vanoita corruption please.
Vanhu
veMDC nhasi ndinemi. What is this talk about participating kuCongress yaKhupe?
Chii chiri kuitika kuna Chamisa can someone balance me here quickly. Chamisa
said he wants nothing to do with Khupe and team but now Mapombi akunzwa kuti
Chamisa is rallying his people to go to the congress. What is going on? Am I
the only one lost here? Munoda kuenda kucongress kupi imi makati mava neparty
yenyu inonzi MDC Alliance. This congress is only for those who believe in Khupe
and Mwonzora. Vanu vaChamisa please stay away from the Khupe congress. You said
you are not part of their team saka please don’t show us your hypocrisy by
vacillating and wavering. We know you do not have any strategy and all you are
good at is complain and complain. ED has failed and we need to look up to
Chamisa as part of the solution not the problem. My brother Nero you need to
look at the people surrounding you and do a serious introspection on whether
they want you to lead this country or not. I like Job Sikhala because he is a sharp
shooter and he is right. Popularity does not take you the state house shamwari.
I do not remember the last time Zanu PF was popular but they are ruling us.
Kutonga kwaro kkkkk. This politics of populism does not bring about the
intended results trust me Nero. Listen to Sikhala. Do not say I did not warn
you because right now Zanu PF has managed to keep you busy and forget that
there is an election coming in 2023. You are busy fighting with Mwonzora and
Khupe and Zanu PF is busy consolidating its power kumamisha uko. Pamberi
nepfumvudza kkkkkk. Hanzi inonzi dhiga udye but Mapombi would like to call it
dhiga ufe. Munofira mahara muchichera makomba enyu ayo hapeno henyu. Mapombi
anozivei hake munongomuti mupengo but this pfumvudza thing has been practiced a
long back but Zanu PF makes it sound like they have launched something out of
this planet.
Zanu PF does not have any bright ideas.
Angabvepi mazano pana Chinamasa paya kkkk. That man is next to useless. Hapana
chinoziikanwa other than kungohakira zvaasingazivi. I have said enough regai
zvangu ndinokanga maputi angu for lunch but before I go I want to tell VP
Mohadi kuti musadaro Cde muri munhu wekuziva. I saw you on TV muchipa imwe
chembere iri confined to a wheelchair stand kuNemanwa uko munoti inovakwa nei.
That old lady does not even have a single cent to her name and you give her a
stand. Munoda adii nayo? Zavakangofanana with these useless MPs vanopa vanhu
day old chicks voti itai projects but do not supply the feed. The feed is more
expensive than the chicks. Maticha muriko here uko, rambai makadzvanya kkkkk.
Regai ndinokanga hangu maputi angu for lunch. Mboko imboko.
