Zanu beware, the wind of change is blowing

Mapombi has been prayerful of late, praying to God that he continues to release the heaven’s tears and the prayers were answered, we are receiving the rains but we also need to pray for calm rains. I heard reports of several schools that were destroyed by violent winds, which exposed how the Civil Protection Unit is always caught off guard. We are just happy there are few or no cases of casualties and it is our hope that we will continue like this. But Mapombi is not just happy about the rains, Mapombi is happy about the wave of change that is sweeping across Southern Africa. Around 2011, there was the Arab spring and taingoti dai zvasvikawo kuno. Last year there were several coups in the Northern and Western parts of the continent and we watched with envy as SADC but I think the wait is over now, the wave of change is really strong and we can all see. Zvinenge zvakuda kuchiita manje. Ndinotombonzwa kuda kuti bye bye Zanu PF, 2028 anenge ari kutononoka kusvika uyu, and I hope when election time comes, the winds of change would still be blowing. I am praying to God that the wave remains until 2028 and that it takes course paNamibia apa where Swapo intends to elect an old granny as President. Mapombi is a gender advocate and not against female candidates that’s why she supports Linda and Valerio though she will not vote for them, but she is currently urging the Namibians not to make a mistake of electing the granny as President, that will be abuse, she should go and play with grandkids and allow the younger generation to take over. Please don’t quote me wrong, I am not advocating for the return of G40 in Zimbabwe. Pavakati retirement age is 65 vakange vatoonera paya kuti age matters. You know what this mean for Zimbabwe? It means even if Zanu PF resolves to allow Kedha to take over, he will not qualify because akwegura, anenge atova kuzvi 70 and we cannot be seen electing madhara nemachembere when we have better candidates. I hope that hope yenyika, Nero would have put his house in order and have a proper political outfit. Failure to do that will be a disservice to the country because he is the only hope despite his several flaws which we all know. Yes the young man is full of flaws which need to be addressed but zvakawanda tozozviona avapo and I am sure every Zimbabwean needs change now and the change is coming come 2028. You know, there are times when I think Nero is a Zanu plant, no matter how ridiculous that sounds, because some blunders he makes politically ka, anotoda iri thesis chaiyo to study it because, how come to you so? Hazvinzwisisike zvinhu zvacho.
Can someone remind me what the President said gore riya, hanzi kana nyama dzikaora toita sei? I cannot remember ini. The 1.5 million from China iya hanzi yakaendepi zviya? I am sure he said if anyone complains about kuora kwenyama mumafridges we should call him and tell him and I am sure it’s more than time someone call him and tell him or at least remind him of what is happening. Or someone should go kuState house nenyama yakaora, I am sure he said pakaita yaora bring it to me tione. Or maybe he is not even aware of what is happening. You all know what these people in offices do when he is coming, they will sweep even muroad so that he thinks everything is well. Pamwe izvezvi he thinks electricity is there because wherever he is anenge ariko. But I am sure in terms of roads he will come face to face with reality one day since he is now travelling by road. Yes he is no longer using Choppers locally, kana kusingasvike private jet chete he will use road and achasangana nazvo chete. With the poor quality materials they use to refurbish these roads naiyo mvura iyoyi, one day is one day, vanomanzwa mabhambo chete. Local authorities should desist from patching roads whenever they hear he is coming. Siyai so that he will have real questions to the minister of transport and Zinara chiefs when they meet.
Ko ana Pedzi nana Nero munenge muchiitanei in the streets nhaimi vobwo? I have respect for Pedzisayi Ruhanya, he is one of the few voices of reason we have since ana Mbudziyadura vava kungowawata we nolonger know what they stand for now. I heard from the grapevine that Pedzi was bashed left, right and centre by X Nerorists after he pointed out that Chamisa was not God. I hear they came out in their numbers to defend the dictator in the making. Yes, zvandataura ndizvovzo, dictators are not born, they are made by their followers who don’t question and will always push the leaders to continue ruling even beyond the expiry of their mandates. But Pedzi was preaching good advice, if Opposition in SA had united, ANC would have been history as has happened in Botswana and Mauritius. I hope the Namibian opposition parties vakachionera chidobi chacho, if vasina hameno. For us here, I am sure the writing is on the wall, I know Chamisa wants to create what he calls Nerorism or Chamisaism as he is against Mandelaism or Mugabeism. Mmm ndakorekitiwa, Chamisa is inspired by Mugabe, remember he accommodated the old man in his last days. It was unheard of to put Mugabe and MDC in the same sentence, but nothing is impossible under the sun. Bhobho chakafa chava chimuChinja. I just wish Tsvangison was alive to witness that. Back to Chamisa, I think he wants to create his own brand but if he continues with that beware, he will not taste power as was prophesied by Jobson Sikhandela at some point when he said MRT died without ruling and if they were not careful, they would all die vasina kusvika kuState house. Iyewo Job vakomana, so the Mandela accent just vanished like that? It’s very funny kkkk. Trauma yejere does things to people. I truly feel for Jameson Timba and others who are still wallowing in jail.
I hope the opposition heard clearly what that mad war veteran said; he said it was not yet time for anyone to taste power before the real war vets does, suggesting that Uncle Bob and Ba 2 are not war veterans. Hanzi they are nationalists so paakumbodawo someone who is not a civilian. I am sure that’s why Sanyatwe was recalled from Tanzania, kumagumo kune nyaya vakaimba vanhu veMasvingo. These war veterans are the source of our problems and I blame them for creating a system that does not work for anyone, including ivo vacho. They are suffering from poverty those war veterans, and add onto that the war trauma that never got to be addressed. Zvogwara zvidhara zviya, that’s why they just say anything. ZveZanu here, each dog has its day, ndiani aiziva kuti Mugabe chaiye achafa ouvenga musangano unenge urombwa uyu?
PaJoni, ANC paid dearly, paBotswana, akarohwa nezveusiku Masisi, paZambia gore riya, paMoza chakachaya, Namibia, we can only hope. This kind of wind ndoifarira hangu ini, not for nothing much but just the drama, ko ndinganakirwa nei nechinyika chakadhakwa ichochi. Iyo factionalism is a bit too quiet these days. Panongoda one ane zvivindi otozvitangidza and we enjoy ourselves nedrama iroro, Charle Munangasa ukooo, uripiko?
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, I can’t wait to hear Chamisa saying, pandakakorokotedza Trump, akanditi nhai vakomana, ndadzoka saka muri kuda mariii kkkk. Nyaya yangu was on Mujuru, yeah, I mean Joice, I heard she was the new Head of African Union Election Observer Mission in short AUEOM in Mauritius. I am yet to hear her report. Tikangonzwa zveEOM tobva tafunga Mumba kkk. One murume pavarume. If he would come this side anytime soon, I would donate my SADC chairmanship to him. However, I am not sure who chooses those who will be leading these missions and I know they want former heads of state or VPs, so kana pane ari padhuze should remind them that we also have former VP Mphoko in Zimbabwe lest vangazofunga kuti we only have Joice. I am sure they can slot Mphoko paNamibia apo so that he gets money to buy incubators. I miss you mface wangu Mphoko. Mboko imboko.