Zim slowly turning into a monarchy

On quite a number of occasions, I told you of something peculiar and unusual happenings to befall the nation but some of you have taken me for granted. I have always seen it coming and like someone who possesses the true quality to do so, I will always stick to my mandate ndinofira kureva chokwadi ndatodya mududzo. During the last days of the First Republic led by the late Uncle Bob, strange things began to take place on the political front which saw the elevation of Dr Stop It to a position that many felt was meant to strategically position the latter to assume presidency at one point. Akapotsa aenda nacho chimuti paya Gire, thanks to the cunning and ambitious E.D and the Generari for stopping that from happening. We thanked the two for rescuing the country from Bob’s jaws only to be subjected to the same or worse by the saviors. Now the so called ‘Second Republic’ is doing the same thing. KuFrench Revolution history lessons ndoyataiti ‘they learnt nothing and forgot nothing’. Zvakaoma hazvo Auxillia atori Secretary for Environmental Affairs and atori futi nepost muPolitburo macho, saka zvasiyanei Bob naScarfmore, it’s just old wine in a new bottle. Hazvina Kuperera ipapo ladies and gentlemen, my concerns are now on the delegation that went to Malabo, Equatorial Guinea ikoko kwaMbasogo one of Africa’s longest serving dictators alongside Bia of Cameroon. Can anyone school Mapombi on this issue beside that petty explanation given by Jamwanda when the same character Emmerson Jnr attended meetings with Europe’s last Dictator Lukashenko of Belarus? Emmerson Jnr again was part of government delegation to Malabo where we were told kuti vakanopiwa maCharlets ivo vaScarfmore. I heard kuti tongombeya vatobuda futi nhasi to Addis Ababa Ethiopia pamwe vatoenda vese.
In what capacity is Emmerson Jnr travelling with government delegation when he holds no post in that very government? Haaa Scarfmore tinyareiwo inga tanzwirira nenhamo wani. Bearing in mind that Mbasogo’s son is his deputy, it boggles my mind fellow Zimbabweans when I start thinking of the model of governance this Zim is heading towards naED while people are watching. Don’t you think he is leaning on the ropes? Isn’t he being groomed to take over? Mirai muone zvenyu. I am informed the same Jnr Emmerson is progressing up the ZNA hierarchy and as we speak atova Major mamanje anoitwa Lieutenant Colonel and mbai mbai tozonzwa ava Commander, everything is possible from the booklet these dictators read from. Is Zimbabwe slowly turning into a monarchy, What is this guy up to guys, I need answers not the silence you have always provided fellow country people. Manje Manje this country will become dynasty uPresident hwosiyiranwa kunge uSabhuku. People say we should not speak ill of the dead but is the one to be blamed kasiya akura munhanga wedambiro pa Malabo apo. When he sold ammunition to Simon Mann and later arrested them kuti varikuinda kunoita Coup kuEquatorial Guinea. Kkkkk the Generari who vowed that the military would intervene to save the revorution in 2017 should revisit his words for the same revorution is now under threat or is already undermined. Regai Winky akamboti panotungana dzomudanga mahwani anenge atanga, apa tototaura nekuti danga redu rine shape yeTeapot iri roda tibatsirane muono.
Speaking of Winky D, I never wanted to intervene in these Zimdanzihoo issues all along and I will not be dragged into such useless debates, all I want to say is regai Winky D arire paanodira and who is closer to Holy 10, I don’t have time to talk much about him but can someone please tell him to shut up and concentrate on making his small dread locks grow into a real mane, we don’t have time to listen to his bull shit tava vanhu vakuru. That’s all I can say for now about the little man from Zaka rinopisa. Talking of Zaka, I hear the politics of Masvingo is centered on Zaka these days, ko Kumakwishu kkkk. Ana Svuuure have been defeated on the ground and I hear he has resorted to N’angas kkk. Hanzi arikufamba nen’anga mumota. Itai zvasvinu Hon or modzokera kunogadzira ngoro kuMbare ndotokuudzai oh kkk. But chinyika chinoka, I heard Svuure is an engineer by profession but he used the knowledge he acquired there kugadzira ngoro kkk. Musadaro veduwee.
Forgive me ladies and gentlemen, I have to ask, I think the best person to answer my question is Themba wekwaMliswa, yes Themba ane gumbura revana kkk. Chakabereka zvacho chibaba chiya. Kudyara vana pese pese kunge vanokohwewa vamwe vachiti kubereka seri neseri semuPaw paw, anyway, let me mind, my own business. But nhai Themba can you please tell us where Susan Mutami is? Where is she, kakunyarara aka mmm it’s too much. Is everything ok with her? Am worried sekuti ini naye we have something in common, yes, she copied me pakurevesa apa kkk. I am not sure hangu zvimwe but ndakabata paya paakati mukuru vane black mark pachidzva kwaaa. Iwe Susan uripiko kkkk, we are still waiting to hear from you. Chete in Zimbabwe they don’t want women who are talkative like me kkk. They have since silenced Dr Stop It, tevere Susan, kuti havandivingewo ivava. Nhaka ndichaswera ndavingwa zvangu nevakomana vemagirazi in cheap nylon suits. But vagondiiteikowo ini ndinofira kureva, I dare them to come. Even in the eye of the Generari himself, I can say it like gogo Mahofa who told Uncle Bob kuti Masvingo will not contribute mombe to his pledge to AU gore riya kkkk.
But chimai chaiva nezvivindi chiya, I wish she was alive achiona zvoitwa nyika, I think chaipira Mashavi. Zvinobva zvandifungisa Masvingo Zanu PF Godfather JD Hungwe, I last heard him not feeling well. I liked that guy, he used to tell people kuti rambai fufuro, and he was against corruption at all costs. he is the longest serving governor of Masvingo who has nothing to his name, kana imba chaiyo handifungi kuti dzinayo kkkk. Same same with the then MDC MPs of 2008-2013, kungombeya now havasisina kana bhara zvaro kkk, I won’t mention names but umwe ndewepaBikita apoo, vamwe paMasvingo ipapa kkkk inonzi from here to zero iyoyo.
Asi vana vaUncle Bob misoro inopisa vanenge vakatodza mai maonero angu, ummm mukuru akazvara hake horomori or horomokwa mbudzi dzegomo. I am informed Robert went on a rampage destroying property worth 12K US aguta mumera kuStrathaven kwaigara Tsvangison uko. Haa these two boys Robert Jnr and Chatunga are spoiled brats serve for muroora wekwaChikore Bona anange akadzikama hake. Just wish times could be reversed, haaa Uncle Bob vairanga vana ava vadai kutanda serunyemba vachidya mari dzenyika dzakabiwa kana vadhakwa voita hondo. Zuro ndizuro wakaramba kubuda mari muMujolo nhasi woputsa midziyo, nxaaa dzikama uite zve Basketball not zvawaakuita izvi unonosotwa nanaMuvevi kuChikurubi, just that there is selective application of the law, otherwise waimbonzwa manakiro ekurumwa neInda netsikidzi uchikwabvura. How is the CCC strong man Wiwa at Chikurubi, just like his fearlessness that sends waves of fear if he is around and they resorted to jailing him.
Before I go zvangu to look for rotten bananas since maputi asiri kukangika nemvura iri kunaya iyi, let me say thumps up to the CCC guys here, I heard they are doing door to door kumaruzevha ikoko, ndiyoyo chaiyo kwete kungwarira Twitter and Facebook. You heard ED gore riya saying tambai navo muSosho media imomo, imimi why not also get into rural areas motambawo navo imomo. That’s fair game Mboko imboko !!!