Ladies and gentlemen, I have repeatedly said these guys at the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe (RBZ) will always come with surprise packages until the nation says sorry to them. On this note let me contain my sense of humour and avoid laughing at this serious case. Ummm zvaakutoda detembo ra The Late VP Simon Muzenda riya Nehanda Nyikasikana kuti tosvika riinhi tichidya nhoko dzezvironda, yaaa zveshuwa maZimba tazoyaura apa. Every now and then, the guys at the RBZ just hold the nation at ransom and introduce Austerity measures which always affect the generality of the population and get away with murder. Zuro ndizuro vakavharisa Innbucks and quite a good number of civilians suffered, now their drama has taken another dimension as they ban financial institutions from lending. Kungomuka maLoan officers’ asisina mabasa kkkk. They have headache izvezvi, kuti how are they going to cover the losses likely to be incurred and where they are going to put the staff employed on the loan side of the banks. Chasara kutounza an SI chakadero of 2022 which prohibits people from lending each other money or mealie meal kkkk. Mucharambidzwa kukweretesana upfu sure, sekererai zvenyu dhimoni muchiti mudzimu kkk. I am not against austerity measures but they should produce results, pane akamboona result ye 2%? What do we have to show off from that policy? Of course, I know that most of my avid readers have always doubted my level of understanding economics but ummm, this time around, you would realise kuti Mapombi anoonera. How can a government that considers the welfare and plight of an already struggling population make some overnight decisions and further plunge them deeper in the pool of poverty. We are the ones who suffer from these overnight decisions. Paya they decided to ban private players vachiti Zupco, vazhinji vakafara exept I and a few others who do not even afford Zupco racho. Iko ndorikwira nichiendepi zvangu, ndinenge ndingori pedu pachimusana apa.
Our beloved country has been run like a company over a number of years, yeah yava Pvt Ltd with Scarfmore as the CEO after booting out the former CEO Uncle Bob through unscrupulous means of a coup. We thought that was the worst ever system of running things but alas, it has now been turned into a tuckshop. Ndichaita commerce nana Teacher Machaya I was told kuti advantages of a sole trader, decisions are made quickly as there is no time to consult, zvawatofunga ndizvozvo, ko handiti inenge iri kuseri kwemba here zvangofungwa usiku baba namai vakawirirana usiku we implement, kana first born ikatobvunzwa lucky kkkk. Ndozvaakuita these Cdes kumusoro uko, kungomuka mutemo wakachinja, chasara kungomuka taakunzi Cantonese is now one of the official languages kkk, chikoneso chii kana flag yepo yakangoiswa paNew Parliament building ASI Shield yaFather Zimbabwe ichibviswa ku Joshua Nkomo airport?
Kkkkkk koiye Scarfmore uyu makamboti igweta asi aiita Economic law here aakuudzira vana Panonetsa na Mutuvi zvekuita nhai akomana. Haa zvazonyanya, Mukomana akapinda zvakaipei apa haaaa sei varume vakuru vachienderera kunge dembe kudaro. Nyika iya rava bhasikiti raTizirai roti uku rinorukwa nerumwe rutivi rinoradanuka. What would be the fate of those people who were into such business ventures or the levels of unemployment nhai veduweee. Mapfumo wakareva paya nyika yava mamvemwe.
Kkkkk izvo zvivindi zvina Joshua Maponga. Zvokwadi kuramba kurapiwa pazvipatara zvikuru zvemunyika uchida kuinda mhiri kwaLimpopo. Asi can anyone school me, when did this once illegal immigrant got the passport to allow him to SA kwaanonzi akamboiswa muGumbakumba. Chete kuti iyezvino odya achinhanzva tsoka dzavakuruka haangashayi Diplomatic iya tsvuku passport. Ko zvaaiva paMbungo apo pamusangano idenda ripiko ratadziwa naMapumhangozi tsvimbo yaSamere or iyo Tanganda inomukurumbira wekurapa paZCC iyo. The very person who bootlicks this rotten leadership and praise the situation currently obtaining, is the one who is looking for medication in another country. Kkkkk hope Nhlanhla ‘Lux’ Dlamini weDudula haasangani naye kuzvipatara otherwise zvinodhakwa mugwere apfekedzwa tyre rine petrol. Chete regai apore adzoke so that he can preach propaganda selling an expired regime ikurwadziwa nemaSanction kkkkk.
Before I forget, let me talk about shutting down Zimbabwe using old tactics has never been a solution to any problem especially when the tactic failed to yield results in the first place. You are confused right? Kkkk pardon me maCdes, whoever started with this shut down Zimbabwe thing was ill advised, and shutting down Zimbabwe has never worked so repeating it now will not help. Zimbabwe is informal economy ladies and gentlemen so telling people to stay home and the sun sets pasina chapinda muhomwe todyanana here. Do you think vendors who ply their trades on roadsides will listen? Have you ever thought of how carpenters, welders who have people’s deposits and expected to deliver will really stay away? No, they will go to work as usual so that they can put food on the table. We need new ideas, new ways of putting pressure for the government and Zanu PF to shape up or leave power and pave way for able hands to take over.
Ko mbudzi dzaHopewell makazodii nadzo, haa chihurumende cheZanu maDrama ega ega kkkk. Tangai yamunopedza ladies and gentlemen. I hear havasati vapedza naye Hopewell; I heard they are busy gathering information in hospitals to prove that he lied about mortality rate kuGeneva paya. I am not sure what law will they apply to nail him kkk, maybe IPatriotic Bill kana kuti lying under oath or official Secret Act, hameno, all I know is they are planning something. Zviya zvekutemba neZimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights (ZLHR) kana maita zvinyaya zvenyu will be over soon because they want to make its operations illegal, remember it’s an NGO and the PVO bill is being finalised, it will soon be rendered illegal kkkk. These guys havanyari kana, they will take over zvese zvimaNGO izvi, ko handiti the minister will be responsible for appointing the board, haa mirai muone zvenyu kkk. They once took over mines, farms, moti vangazotadza kutora NGO zvayo kkkk. Ko Ostallos achiri kufudza mbudzi dziya here paMurehwa apo? Siyanai naSybeth ko akanyepa here kuti Scarfmore wakagurira akasatevedza bumbiro remusangano.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi for lunch, I am glad as a woman at the rate women in Zimbabwe are learning kkk. Ko handiti you all heard we now have another Dr Amai kkkk. Pamberi naAmai, Munhu wese kuna Amai kkkk. Vakaritorawo doctorate manje manje, ko zvazarazve, kungoAplaya kuti ndiri kuridawo rotouya zvaro after a few months kkk. Iri rinenge rakaitawo kuda 6 months kuti zvisazoita sera Dr Gire re3 months kkkk. Ndakakuudzai chimai ichi is far much worse than Dr Stop It vanhu vakati ndopenga, now you see for yourself. Dr Amai Kuseri kkkk, I didn’t bother to find out what she studied because I know hapana zviripo. But Masvingo City Council sure iri kutojairira Amai, vanomboziva kuti ndivo secretary for environment in the politburo here zvavari kurega sewer ichiyerera kudai. Don’t say I didn’t warn you paCivic Centre apo, beware of Dr Amai.
Ko where is Rugeje boys, he has been quite of late kuita saMboko, maybe he is busy nekutonga nyaya since ari sadunhu kkkk. Faction yakaramba kurira Mumasvingo. Haa Chiwenga faction hapana zviripo, taitoti zvaita vana Mavhenyengwa vapinda but haa hapana hapana apa, they are just useless and cowards. MaG40 aitove nani dai vatodzosa zvavo Mphoko, Mboko Imboko!!!!!
‘Zimbabwe now a tuck shop republic’
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