Let’s arrest criminals surrounding our President, Cdes

Mapombi is really worried about the ever increasing political violence in the country. Cdes, we are one people and it’s needless for us to behave like strangers. We are brothers and sisters – our elders died for this country in one way or the other. Having different ideologies and political beliefs should never make us enemies. This is one area Mapombi feels political parties should genuinely join hands and denounce political violence. The leadership is mum especially from Zanu PF and we all know kana imbwa ichihukura vatenzi vakaramba vakanyarara kana kutarisa divi vanoda kuti urumwe. Political leaders must come clean and genuinely denounce political violence, otherwise they are the ones behind all this violence we are currently witnessing.
Mapombi is a victim of 2008 presidential run off political violence, ndakamwisa sewage muchindiona ndakadai vehama ndosaka vazhinji vachifunga kuti ndinopenga. I am not a mad person but these are effects of political violence in the hands of Zanu PF. They almost killed me but the Almighty Lord saved me. I no longer fear Zanu anymore kana vachida kuuraya ngavauye vaponde ndogara paChitima Market apo where I survive on rotten bananas and maputi. I had immense potential to become someone in life but Zanu took away everything from me – my father was killed saka chimwe chandichinacho chii. I get too emotional when I hear or see acts of political violence, vamwe tine maronda musadero veduwe. Let us promote peace in the country. Political violence is an old tactic zvava kutonyadzisa.
Anyway, today I will not waste time talking about a lot of issues because I have other issues to attend to so I will be straight to the critical issues. The issue is our good and able President is now surrounded by criminals who are busy tarnishing his image and are the reasons for the current economic meltdown we are experiencing as a nation. As such, it is high time we arrest the criminals who are surrounding the President so that we restore order in our country. As to who will lead the process mochitauriranawo ikoko moronga because inini I have brought the idea. But still I can make suggestions – Kedha can lead the process. Haaaa imi kwanai munobvunza kuti Kedha ndiani munorevesa? This guy akambozora Ambi asingazive kuti ine maDhibhiriteting effects uyu. The criminals must go behind bars or at least skip our borders and join others in self-exile. If there is someone who think it will not work; it will work. Simpuru kkkkkkkkki.
President ED promised during the run up to 2018 elections that vachajekesa nyika yese nemagetsi but look how Soda Zhemu is sabotaging him. The electricity situation has worsened from the time when the President promised to electrify even the rural communities. Things are now bad and many people are asking kuti saka ndiko kujekesa nyika yese nemagetsi here uku when we are having electricity six hours a day at most. It’s very clear that there are criminals at the Ministry of Energy and something has to be done. Now.
By the way, Why was Fortune Chasi fired as the Minister of Energy and replaced neSvoda yekubikisa derere iyi? Chasi performed much better than this Zhemu guy; he is a total joke. Zhemu is a perfect example of failure. Mapombi strongly believes the guy is clueless – hapana zvinozikanwa paye. We cannot have a country inodzimwa magetsi everywhere from CBD, locations to Industries and then we expect development. Citizens are struggling especially civil servants apa mava kungoendesa magetsi pamadira kuti tunyama twavo turi muma fridge tuore varase. Chokwadi kurwadziwa nekuti Civil Servant wadyirei nyama pakusvika pakuendesa magetsi kuti tunyama twavakatenga on payday twuwore? Haaa humwe hustinye hunokunda hwaSatan ndotokuudzai kudai.
Chasi did fairly well to solve the electricity problem and Mapombi really salutes him. I’m sure his dismissal was more political than incompetence. Zhemu is the king of incompetence, no wonder Mthuli gave his ministry kamari kashomashoma because akaona kuti inotambiswa uku kkkkkk. We talk highly about smart energy but we have no means to harness the heat from the sun into solar energy. We have no clue whatsoever basa kungopa some tenders to people like Chivhayo who do not deliver. Mapombi cannot tolerate this anymore and this is the reason I am saying let us arrest all the criminals surrounding our President. We highly talk about smart energy when we go for summits and conferences but implementation dololo. We are good at writing concepts and proposals but we are very poor at implementing. Why are we not harvesting all this heat from the sun into solar energy? Why are we not having a hydro power generation house at Tokwe-Mukosi dam, the largest inland in the country? Why? Because of corruption? We give tenders to the Chivhayos zvobva zvatongonyaragwa zvakadaro Cabinet yotogara pasi yototi haaa paya takatonyura vakomana ngatitofungai zvimwe? Really? The criminals have to go. They must go, and there won’t be any better time than now
But there are more criminals Cdes. Many people will think Mapombi has a bone to chew with Mthuli but kupika namai vangu kudai handina kungotaurawo pandinge ndichiona kuti pakaminama. We all know that Mthuli took over as minister of Finance when the official rate was US$1 to RTGS$1. And where is the rate today? About 1:600 or so all thanks to Mthuli. He has introduced various monetary policies and reforms asi chakabuda hapana. He spoke highly about austerity for prosperity but hedzo five years bhaaa asi chabuda dololo. Mthuli is very much responsible for the current economic meltdown and the sad faces on many civil servants. Austerity measures for years and where is the prosperity? What kind of an economy which is only enjoyed by a few? A few from Zanu PF heee ndochii ichocho? Mthuli is another joke and it’s high time the country put to an end such jokes of very bad taste.
Everything is now expensive in Zimbabwe. Think of anything – I mean anything even condoms they are now expensive. Oooh sorry ndava kutaura about my tools andinoshandisa kubasa kwanguwo veduwe ndizvo zvinotondiraramisa ndikowo kwandinotowana mari yemaputi andoda kutondodya lunch zvayava kusvika kudai. So what kind of a country is it where everything is not affordable and the rest are living in abject poverty? ED is losing popularity daily because of Mthuli and Zhemu and others. Kedha must do something.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, the situation has gone to another level and it’s high time we arrest all the criminals surrounding our able President. The criminals are making our good President look like he is a failure – they are sabotaging him in every sector of the economy. Apawo maSanctions obva ati neparutivi kkkkkkkkk. Sanctions must go, right Cdes? The sanctions are causing corruption by government officials, they are externalising monies, they are causing political violence and they are also violating human rights. Haaaa for sure Sanctions must go – imagine tikaendesa maSanctions we will have a corruption free government, peaceful election campaigns and respect for human rights. Ndiani angarambe kuti maSanctions asaende pakadai kkkkkkkkk
Mapombi has seen criminals that were surrounding the former President being arrested in November 2017, and I am praying for a repeat of that. Mbavha nemakororo zvakakomberedza President ngazvisungwe. Let us restore sanity Cdes. I am sure there is no one in this country who is against the idea of arresting criminals kana aripo ngaasimudze ruoko timuone. Criminals should live behind bars or the can escape our borders if they are lucky to escape. As to who will lead the arrests izvo mochirongawo ikoko Mapombi cannot be leading everything ka nhai. Kana zvanetsa let those who led the previous campaign also lead this one. Kedha can do it. Yes, I mean Kedha. And I can imagine all the people, including the Citizens will run onto the streets shouting Kedha Kedha Kedha Kedha! Kkkkkkk and you know what? The Citizens will be the ones on the forefront kkkkkk twune dzungu tuvanhu utwotwu they did it again in 2017 kusaziva kwaive kufarira nánga neyaindobata amai. Zvino ndezvipi manje?
It’s almost lunch time guys let me go ndindokanga mapouti angu for lunch mind you kwatinobva kwakasiyanaka vamwe makaitirwa zvakanaka munongondodya zvabikwa kare paMeakles, Holiday Inn, Sheraton kana Monomutapa. Ooh ndabva ndazevezerwa here kuti it’s no longer Sheraton hanzi yava Rainbow Towers, ipapo. But the good thing is imi madya izvozvo zvinonaka neni ndadya some rotten bananas and maputi tese tinongoguta and eventually you will use flush system while I use bush toilet. The end result is the same kkkkkkkkkk. By the way I’m hearing from the streets that Kasukuwere wants to come and contest for the presidential seat so that he can be our Saviour? I will not say more but wishing him the best of luck. Those who have Tongai Moyo’s song yekuti ndima iyi ine makata chinunúna changu inotoda muchina muhombe ndimbe iwo ndiridze zvangu titambe mangoma nechihazvanzi changu Kasukuwere ichi.
Ko Jonso naZhuwao vava papi nenyaya yekuita rejoin musangano wevanhu? Kkkkkkk it’s cold out there hakugarike and ukabuda muZanu upenyu hwako hunounyana. Anyway, the party is ready to welcome anyone who wants to join but we all start from the cell. I have said enough for today otherwise I will be accused of yep yepping. But before I go, ndipeiwo maResults eWorld Cup matches veduwe. I mean those with solar backups or generators because kwedu uko sesu chembere tinozongonzwa nepwere kuti auya kuma 12 akaenda kuma3. Haaa zvakaoma, tingagodii nyika ichivakwa neveno vayo. I wish if Mphoko was here zvingadaro akatoita plan so about nyaya yemagetsi.