Mugabe statue won’t help Zanu PF win elections

Mugabe statue won’t help Zanu PF win elections
Ladies and gentlemen, I know a number of you are happy that Fifa lifted the ban, yes hanzi maWorry Us, sorry, Warriors, forgive me maspellings anondinetsa. Yeah the ban was lifted and they can now play. The move is good for soccer lovers who had since gone to Chevrons. However, I think the ban was supposed to be lifted after elections. We don’t want more sources of dissapointments. We need to concentrate on elections and forget zvimwe zvese. I know vamwe vanoita BP navo vakomana ava hamuvazivi mushe kkk. Vakawanda are celebrating but I know kukanganwa chezuro nehope kkk. Iko regai ndinyarare zvangu ndingazosungwa nePatriotic bill, ah yava law handiti? I heard speaking bad about Zim zvava kusungisa. kungoti Zim ine corruption wotosungwa, kungoti the playing field is not level bata yena, even if they know I am talking about Rufaro stadium. kungoti masanctions are targeted bata yena. Ukangoti maChina ari kuba wotosungwa kkk. Haa chinyika chinoka, mirai henyu muone.
As a mother, I was happy to hear the murders of our promising young boy Tapiwa Makore were sentenced to death. If I was the judge I was going to sentence them to 10 life sentences each, worse considering that they don’t want to reveal where they have put the skull. I hope Tete Tilda will help us on that when she visits them with the programme another chance. I have mixed feelings over that old man who was released on the presidential amnesty having been convicted for rape. Dziya dzekuti Mnangwgwa huchi kkk. He was happy zvekuti akanzi adzokere achaona kuti waaiti huchi itori nhunzi zvayo kkk. I also have the same feelings with the victim. It’s traumatizing seeing your perpetrator walking scot free after defiling you, imika.
I also have mixed feelings over Tyson issue. I heard some saying he was plucked off paBallot after the high court ruled that he cannot contest. While I agree with the high court because our constitution is flawed. I also feel that he should be allowed to contest. Trabablas and company are afraid that all the G40 remnants will vote Tyosn kkk. They are in panic mode haasi kuziva pekubata kana kkk. Kungobata pese pese. Now they think erecting Uncle Bob and Nkomo will revive Zanu PF’s winning spirits. The Old man akatakura twake twese akasiya dictatorship which was perfected by the current military leadership. Ah, ichiri military here or yangova civilian, ndosingonzwa kuti military yabatwa naGenarari. Kasukuwere will not work, no he will work, you will not work kkk. Hanzi ndivo vari kuda Kasukuwere to be the civilian face kana vabvuta chinhu, after all ivo zvavo havanyatsofunga I am sure you know that. He is good at breaking the English language nothing more. Mmm but he has a good taste pamabeby futi, I heard vane mbama izvezvi even Fadzi Mahere haakwani ipapo kkk. Yeah let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, now vanhu vangwara, all these tactics of erecting statues tikuzviziva kuti they are trying to woo G40s and a few Zapu by erecting yaNkomo. If they are sincere why not erecting yavaMuzendawo kuno, why only Uncle Bob and Umdala Wethu. Are they saying he didn’t play a significant role? They are desperate. Lets wait for the day, even changing police training depot name won’t help. I heard they changed Morris depot to Mkundi, ah Mkushi, it’s a Zambian name. Muface wacho zvekuZambia anozvida, muchanzwa Zimbabwe yatochinjwa zita yapiwa reNyanja kana Nambia kkk regai ndinyarare ndazonzi I am not patriotic.
But mukati Scott akanyatsokwana iyemi? Regai kunzi mari inopusisa News reaching me here at my headquarters at Chitima says he paid this boxer millions of US dollars to come to Epworth? Not boxer shorts kkk. I mean zveBoxen. But what do these politicians think we are? How does Mayweather help us address water shortages, how does his coming fix potholes, how does that fix the rate nxaaa. He is stupid, if anyone sees him please tell him kuti ndini ndadaro, he is very stupid. Instead of using that money to address challenges facing the people in that area, he is busy bringing us zvisina basa. I pray our police to make sure they search his jet thoroughly kana ava kubuda, I suspect vane madhiri chete to smuggle out our precious minerals since vachiri kunyara to use the traditional ways because of the Gold Mafia scandal. Ndakatonzwa kuti iye Weather wacho went to see the president, nhamo. Regai ndinyarare zvangu before I am accused of being unpatriotic.
Mukati Gideon Gono achiko imi, kana ariko please Panonetsana and Mutuvi visit him Nicodemously munoudzwa how to substitute zeroes. Yes they need to be slashed and say from Zero to Hero kkk. The prices in shops are scary. They are scary even if the amount will be useless but kungoideedza inotyisa. I still wonder why Panonetsa is still RBZ governor. Hapana chakanaka kana one chakambobuda during his term in office, same same naMthuli wacho. Ndikafunga kuti taimboti gedye gedye, nhasi tiripi. Zvatinooneswa muZimbabwe sure, I thought by now the austerity measures would have produced results but it seems there is nothing coming out of it. It has failed why not just remove it.
Thumbs up to our police, I hear they have done it again, they managed to catch Zhao Jialong. Yes chakabatwa, ndochimwe chofanira kungopiwa death sentence chiya zvipere. How can one person take advantage of our desperation and unsuspecting Zimbabweans? He just took advantage of the situation. Ah ndiyani angaramba mari yemahara. I am still waiting hangu to hear from commissioner Nyathi to tell us if people are coming to report. Ndofunga vari kuonesa ikoko kkk because kune zvimwe zvibaba chaizvo zvakanyiura kkk zvekuti vamwe vaakunyara kunoreporter, mapurisa pachawo tops the list kkk. This shows nhamo iri kuonekwa nevamwe vedu ava, asi unozoshaya zvivindi vanozombozviwanepi zvekupersecutor Zanu PF political opponets.
Before I go hangu kunokanga maputi angu for lunch, team yakaenda kuZaka kuRally i heard mukuru vakati kubva pakauya sis Eva Adam akanzi naMwari achadya cheziya. Umm nechando ichi mabanana nemadomasi hazvisi kuora so they hardly come by. Ko pane akazomboonawo Egypt here, Dzinemunhenzva, mukamuona please tell him he is similar to Mphoko. I miss him so much. Mboko imboko.