Can someone tell me guys; is there a causal link between becoming a President and a good farmer? Mapombi is really confused because all along it was President Robert Mugabe and his Gushungo Dairy Farm – it was very thriving and he was one of the best farmers in Zimbabwe until November 2017 when minimal force was applied to force him out of office. Then entered ED and suddenly he is the best farmer in the country – Almost everyone is going to Precabe Farm to learn how to farm kkkkkkk zvinhu zvacho unotoshaya kuti zvofamba sei. And Mugabe’s farming prowess suddenly ended the moment he was forced out of office, and the Gushungo Dairy Farm is drowning in debts. Is farming and presidency interwoven?
A week barely passes without a group of people going to Precabe Farm in Kwekwe to learn about what the President is doing. Kkkkkkk but Jealous Mawarire ngaasadaro so kkkkk hanzi the manner people frequent Precabe Farm disturbs livestock from breeding kkkk. He said this is clear evidence that there is nothing serious happening there because no sensible farmer would want people around his livestock every day as it disturbs their breeding. Hanzi mabhuru anombozvida here zvekuti aite yonini vanhu vakazara vakatarisa. Give the cattle a conducive environment to breed, Cdes! So does this mean Constantino Chiwenga is the next great farmer in Zimbabwe? Kkkkkkkk nhasi ndazviparira zvimwe nevaya vanoti 2030 chakuti chakuti. Sorry I didn’t mean to offend anyone with this question but kwanga kuri kutongobvunzawo hangu kuti so is Chiwenga the next great farmer in Zimbabwe after ED. Kkkkkkkk ndofunga dai Mapombi anga ane phone ainzwa zvake nekufonerwa nenyaya yandatanga iyi kkkkk manje nharembozha handina anondida anotongouya kuno kuChitima totaura zvedu ndichizvidyira maputi angu and some rotten bananas.
So Mapombi had a morning briefing this morning with vendors at Chitima Market; e-eeh I know you were going to be surprised – you think you are the only ones who do Monday briefings ka kumabasa kwenyu ikweyo? I do morning briefings with vendors just to get an appreciation of the state of the nation. I know many of you look down upon vendors but all I can tell you is you can do that at your own peril. Yes, at your own peril and I mean it. These guys are driving the economy! That Prof Mthuli is not so intelligent; he is not that wise – he is a professor of incompetence. Anyway, let me not talk about him that much because he is not worth my attention. I heard he budgeted for two referenda in his 2025 budget – who cares? Hanya nani chidhoma Chekwa Chivi! Itai zvamada all I know is chisingapere chinoshura – Mugabe naGrace varipi nhasi? There was a time Zimbabweans would know kuti nhasi Grace wadyei, wapfeka nduwe yemarii asi nhasi uripi? Itai yamuri kuita inguva yenyu asi zvinopera – no one is invincible!
Enough of this, let me tell you what the vendors told me during the morning briefing. They said what happened at Precabe Farm over the weekend where the opposition legislators endorsed ED’s term extension marked the death of opposition politics in Zimbabwe. We are now a one party state all thanks to Sengezo Tshabangu and his cdes! Tshabangu endorsed the 2030 vision and term extension. He said, ‘…even if it means extending your term of office as long as the people of Zimbabwe are happy then let it be.’ Kkkkkkk mukati dzakanyatsoti kwesere here paya nhaimi nhaimi? The majority of people of Zimbabwe are walloping in abject poverty and the ‘opposition leader’ is assuming people are happy. Nyika ino yakaroyewa newakafa zvokwadi. Mapombi once told you that people are in politics for self-aggrandizement mukati ndinopenga. Chero iye Mukomana wenyu chaiye anenge akatodya zvake kudhara dhara uyu. Mapombi heard that pakatodyiwa ka 10 million zvapo kare kare no wonder why God is in it. Kkkkkkk God is in it for sure! Mapombi knows that this will make him very unpopular among Mukomana’s supporters but chokwadi hachiputse ukama uye benzi nderenyu rikadzana munopururudza. I don’t care kutukwa nemi handidye kumba kwenyu ini, I survive on rotten bananas and maputi, not even one of you once gave me food to eat so I will say what I think without fear or favour. Ndakazvinzwa kuti Mukomana wenyu iyeye wakadya ndosaka akati ziro. All these shenanigans dzana Tshabangu, I heard, he was part of the planning. Koi ye munhu anoramba achingori Mukomana kusvika rinhiko – kuda kuita Sikhosana here uya weZanu PF youth league yaMugabe? It’s so frustrating and this is why Mapombi is so emotional about these issues – don’t take people for granted mhani.
Anyways, its lunch time now let me go ndindokanga zvangu maputi angu for lunch ndizvidyire zvikati nhasi kune kaguti kanotonhorera but know that we are one in a one party state. They don’t call him Ngwena for nothing – he devours and wese atambira padziva rineNgwena anonyura. Let’s wait and see, Mapombi can tell you that Mthuli is busy working on MPs hefty packages zvaizvozvi so that the constitutional amendments to extend presidential term anouya vakaguta vachiita kudzvova tsvii chaiko. MPs are likely to get loans zvamanje manje ipapa, maybe 40k or more I’m sure ndidzo nyaya dziri kufambirwa naMushayazano akanyarara hake ZiG richiita zvarinoda.
Enough of this, let me enjoy my peace. Is there anyone anokwanisa hake kumbondiitira detembo riy ravaMuzenda riye Nehanda Nyakasikana. I miss the old man too bad, may his soul rest in peace. ‘Nehanda Nyakasikana….nyika vakatora vakagovana pahukama hwavo isu vana tichidya nhoko dzezvironda.’
