General Chiwenga, we are watching you

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the long weekend with the Heroes and Defence Forces holidays and it’s now back to normal. Before I delve much into the nitty-gritties of the piece let me hasten to congratulate the country’s home to the biggest number of water bodies and that is non-other than the boiling pot of revolutions Masvingo for outlining plans to export the precious liquid. Zviriko here izvi kuti after the construction of the much-talked about Tende-Runde or Runde-Tende dam in Chivi South, the country would export water to South Africa’s Limpopo province haayas zvakaoma. Dummies have and will continue to be sold to the people of Chingwizi who ululate upon receiving ‘good news’ that the dam would have capacity to supply the arid region of South Africa’s Northern Province. Haaa kubva zvavakanyeperwa vachinounganidzwa kuChingwizi after the Tugwi-Mukosi dam, vagari ava vangova chitanda chowada wagogodza coz every time they are at the receiving end of any propaganda rhetoric shame. Their role has been reduced to mere spectatorship as they always wallow in abject poverty but as usual remain loyal. How can such a powerful delegation with three ministers go to Chingwizi with such a cheap bargain? Since when did we start to sell water as a nation? Zimbabwe soo ka Mwari rangarirai nyika yekwedu nekuti zvese nekuzara kwayo zviri mumaoko enyu. Ini kuno kuChitima am contemplating creating a bio-digester from waste material so that I can export energy ndini ndadii ndingatosaririra ka vamwe vachiita twavo. Anyway any kind of a lie whether blue of red, it will come to pass and truth shall manifest itself.
With the factional fights within the liberation movement and the author of our current problems, growing day by day, I can tell from the discussions I hear tiri kweu kuchitima kuti many people are in favor of the general. Yes I can tell kuti people really don’t care about how he fails to pronounce Labor or Trabablas kkkk. People are fed up and just need to replace Scarfmore even before 2023 general elections, I mean elections. You know talking about the Generari makes me pronounce words like him. I know people have hope in the young man in 2023 but are not patient enough to crawl there slowly with the flat tyre we have and the Generari is the only hope, he is the only candidate who can coup out Scarfmore. I used also to believe that he can be a better option but I now think otherwise. You remember we said Smith was bad and we removed him and replaced him with Uncle Bob, barely a decade people started crying saying Smith was better. We couped Bob in 2017 but within 100 days were saying Bob was better. Aren’t we going to do the same next time toti Scarfmore was better? Imbopafungai iapapo, I know many of you haven’t had that line of thinking.
As a women I condemn what the Genarari is doing to Marry. My heart bleeds when I think of the way she is being treated. What did she do to deserve this kind of treatment? Guys, a sinful heart is just like a crooked fence, all the paint in the world won’t straighten it, so goes the saying. Ummm nemoyo wekubereka umwe denga haaripindi munhu. I am beginning to wonder if this mukwenyani of Matabeleland will ever repent from his evil ways of conducting his business. I just heard from passers-by at Chitima that Beatrice Mtetwa wept in court over the inhumane treatment Marry has, is and continue to receive at the hands of the Genarari. Yaa the level of judicial system manipulation has reached another level, ndakambokuudzai mukaramba. How can a bed-ridden patient be dragged before the courts of law worse still issued with a warrant of arrest for failing to appear in court? Nhai Genarari hamunyare makaita seiko murume mukuru. Haa Nyarawo iwe Kedha ah. Can’t you be soft as wool zvinoita vamwe. Haaa moyo wakaoma kudaro ndewekuzvarwa nawo or wakatorwa kuhondo hameno. The state of Marry’s health does not deserve the inhumane treatment she continues to receive on Earth. How can a living being suffer the brut of hell on Earth? Ko rinotaura wani shoko kuti ‘Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord’ then why are you after inflicting revenge on Marry. I really don’t know much about her crime but I heard it involves trying to kill the Genarari, I think the way she is ailing is enough punishment for her sins. She has suffered enough plz. Ndopaunoona uyu Okusiriya achigwadamira zvimadara nezvimbuya kumusha uko pretending to be well mannered without feeling for a fellow women, waakatorera Angel of hope futi. Can’t you be the Angel of hope for Marry only once nhaiwe Akusiriya. Ko ivo vekuti vari soft as wool vari kupi, cant he intervene and stop his lieutenant from this gross inhumane. Chete he is busy these days akatorera Mphoko absa and is now donating chicks to people kkkk. Ini ndri kutwudawo don’t leave me out paMasvingo batch please. Wonzwa vamwe vachiti Genarari vari nani, pakadai? Imi kwanai imi, kana mashaya a better candidate danai Tyson
Speaking of Tyson, I heard he is in an unholy alliance with the Genarari. The plan is to coup Scarfmore, then call Saviour to serve the people of Zimbabwe kkkk. We are watching you Chiwenga, we are not fools. There is no better devil so we won’t be fooled again, never. The Generl is chemeing ladies and gentlemen let me tell you. That’s why you see he is clean even from Susan Mutami. She touched on a number of big wigs in Zanu PF and the army but never ever talked about Chiwenga, isn’t that fishy Cdes. We are watching zvedu lets see time will tell.I know mukutofunga kuti ndonyepa, that’s why ndisingakuudzei nyaya. Ipapa ndikakuudzai kuti Zanu PF is planning to take part of Chiredzi North and incorporate it into Zaka District to save one of its constituency’s iri kuda kumedzwa neDelimitation because people didn’t register to vote you think am lying.
Before I go zvangu kunokanga maputi angu for Lunch, can you guys who are close to Chamisa tell him to pop by my place at Chitima, on his way to Mucheke stadium on Sunday please. I have a dream, ndine hope dzandakamurotera. I want to tell her the secret to State House. Kana aramba just tell her kuti asunge dzisimbe, it’s not easy but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
I hope he is coming with a bullet proof car iya yakaitirwa fundraising paya, You all know what happened on his last visit nevanhu vekwaCharumbira. How is Susan by the way, heard she is on a social media sabbatical, interesting isn’t it? What about Mai Titi marriage? Was it a drama to dilute Susan’s? maGold coins how far? Kuchitima haasati asvika aya, heard they are introducing smaller denominations to cater for anaMapombi soon. Ibai henyu we are watching. Howfar the Muzarabani Oil project, yava papi zviya. Dai yachipera then we will export oil than Mvura sezviri kutaurwa nevakomana ava. Then America will come here ichidawo Oil then we slap it with sanctions, mopaonawo sei apa maCdes kkkk. I think even if Mphoko was here he will agree with me kkk. Mboko Imboko!!!!